Mal Hazel
@howlinggnome.bsky.social
I’m continuously clapping my hands together for my belief in fairies & Tinkerbell
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
“Well Turnip, you know what they say. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold”
“True Hunny Bunny. Much like Gazpacho Soup!”
“Why?”
“It’s bally awful, old bean!”
#dnd #ttrpg#quotes
“True Hunny Bunny. Much like Gazpacho Soup!”
“Why?”
“It’s bally awful, old bean!”
#dnd #ttrpg#quotes
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“Well Turnip, you know what they say. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold”
“True Hunny Bunny. Much like Gazpacho Soup!”
“Why?”
“It’s bally awful, old bean!”
#dnd #ttrpg#quotes
“True Hunny Bunny. Much like Gazpacho Soup!”
“Why?”
“It’s bally awful, old bean!”
#dnd #ttrpg#quotes
Oh by the Holy Mayor McCheese
My limited collection Monster Vault 2 by @koboldpress.com Kickstarter just arrived
(And with a game session tomorrow that involves a monster hunt, the Platinum Accords are screwed 😱)
The collection is‘monstrous’
#ttrpg
My limited collection Monster Vault 2 by @koboldpress.com Kickstarter just arrived
(And with a game session tomorrow that involves a monster hunt, the Platinum Accords are screwed 😱)
The collection is‘monstrous’
#ttrpg
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh by the Holy Mayor McCheese
My limited collection Monster Vault 2 by @koboldpress.com Kickstarter just arrived
(And with a game session tomorrow that involves a monster hunt, the Platinum Accords are screwed 😱)
The collection is‘monstrous’
#ttrpg
My limited collection Monster Vault 2 by @koboldpress.com Kickstarter just arrived
(And with a game session tomorrow that involves a monster hunt, the Platinum Accords are screwed 😱)
The collection is‘monstrous’
#ttrpg
Reposted by Mal Hazel
suprisee!
I was a part of makin' The Annual Baldur's Gate Scavenger Hunt!
This is a super silly, chaotic fun evening oneshot adventure with plenty of drunken NPCs, all kinds of Baldruian cocktails, backstreet poisons, and ✨various contraband items✨
#dnd #ttrpg
site.dmsguild.com/product/544...
I was a part of makin' The Annual Baldur's Gate Scavenger Hunt!
This is a super silly, chaotic fun evening oneshot adventure with plenty of drunken NPCs, all kinds of Baldruian cocktails, backstreet poisons, and ✨various contraband items✨
#dnd #ttrpg
site.dmsguild.com/product/544...
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
suprisee!
I was a part of makin' The Annual Baldur's Gate Scavenger Hunt!
This is a super silly, chaotic fun evening oneshot adventure with plenty of drunken NPCs, all kinds of Baldruian cocktails, backstreet poisons, and ✨various contraband items✨
#dnd #ttrpg
site.dmsguild.com/product/544...
I was a part of makin' The Annual Baldur's Gate Scavenger Hunt!
This is a super silly, chaotic fun evening oneshot adventure with plenty of drunken NPCs, all kinds of Baldruian cocktails, backstreet poisons, and ✨various contraband items✨
#dnd #ttrpg
site.dmsguild.com/product/544...
One last Huzzah! In Baldur’s Gate for the Platinum Accords before they make their leave of the City of Blood
The Annual Baldur’s Gate Scavenger Hunt!
A wonderful sandbox adventure put together by @koathedm.bsky.social & @morganeilish.bsky.social
The Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
The Annual Baldur’s Gate Scavenger Hunt!
A wonderful sandbox adventure put together by @koathedm.bsky.social & @morganeilish.bsky.social
The Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
One last Huzzah! In Baldur’s Gate for the Platinum Accords before they make their leave of the City of Blood
The Annual Baldur’s Gate Scavenger Hunt!
A wonderful sandbox adventure put together by @koathedm.bsky.social & @morganeilish.bsky.social
The Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
The Annual Baldur’s Gate Scavenger Hunt!
A wonderful sandbox adventure put together by @koathedm.bsky.social & @morganeilish.bsky.social
The Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
Reposted by Mal Hazel
Been busy and hadn't much to show you guys yet, and November seems really busy too!
That said, I'm opening only a couple of commissions slots to be done in time for the Holidays!
👉👉Here are my offerings!
Feel free to DM me, and help me share if you can 🙌
#ttrpg #dndArt #artSky #Pathfinder
That said, I'm opening only a couple of commissions slots to be done in time for the Holidays!
👉👉Here are my offerings!
Feel free to DM me, and help me share if you can 🙌
#ttrpg #dndArt #artSky #Pathfinder
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Been busy and hadn't much to show you guys yet, and November seems really busy too!
That said, I'm opening only a couple of commissions slots to be done in time for the Holidays!
👉👉Here are my offerings!
Feel free to DM me, and help me share if you can 🙌
#ttrpg #dndArt #artSky #Pathfinder
That said, I'm opening only a couple of commissions slots to be done in time for the Holidays!
👉👉Here are my offerings!
Feel free to DM me, and help me share if you can 🙌
#ttrpg #dndArt #artSky #Pathfinder
Lord Strahd glared with distain at the Gnome Bard standing over the bloodied corpse of his manservant, Rahadin & hissed
“A man should fight with honour!”
Sir Turnip shrugged & replied
“Why? He did, old ducky, & now he without head & unlucky”
Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
“A man should fight with honour!”
Sir Turnip shrugged & replied
“Why? He did, old ducky, & now he without head & unlucky”
Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Oh Strahd…
You complete & utter bloodsucking bar steward 🙄
Looks like Sir Turnip is going to make the situation even more “hairy”
Convergence of Whispers continues
🧛🏻♂️🎃🌖🐺
#dnd #ttrpg
(Werewolf art by the talented @kanizo.bsky.social )
You complete & utter bloodsucking bar steward 🙄
Looks like Sir Turnip is going to make the situation even more “hairy”
Convergence of Whispers continues
🧛🏻♂️🎃🌖🐺
#dnd #ttrpg
(Werewolf art by the talented @kanizo.bsky.social )
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh Strahd…
You complete & utter bloodsucking bar steward 🙄
Looks like Sir Turnip is going to make the situation even more “hairy”
Convergence of Whispers continues
🧛🏻♂️🎃🌖🐺
#dnd #ttrpg
(Werewolf art by the talented @kanizo.bsky.social )
You complete & utter bloodsucking bar steward 🙄
Looks like Sir Turnip is going to make the situation even more “hairy”
Convergence of Whispers continues
🧛🏻♂️🎃🌖🐺
#dnd #ttrpg
(Werewolf art by the talented @kanizo.bsky.social )
Well, stripe me purple & call me Grimace!
I had Sir Turnip do his ‘farty’ Stinking Cloud against some Vampire Spawn as a distraction BUT it turns out that they ARE affected by the Poisoned Condition???
I had assumed that all Undead were immune to Poison?
Blessed be the eggy whiff whiff!!
🤢💨💩
#dnd
I had Sir Turnip do his ‘farty’ Stinking Cloud against some Vampire Spawn as a distraction BUT it turns out that they ARE affected by the Poisoned Condition???
I had assumed that all Undead were immune to Poison?
Blessed be the eggy whiff whiff!!
🤢💨💩
#dnd
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Well, stripe me purple & call me Grimace!
I had Sir Turnip do his ‘farty’ Stinking Cloud against some Vampire Spawn as a distraction BUT it turns out that they ARE affected by the Poisoned Condition???
I had assumed that all Undead were immune to Poison?
Blessed be the eggy whiff whiff!!
🤢💨💩
#dnd
I had Sir Turnip do his ‘farty’ Stinking Cloud against some Vampire Spawn as a distraction BUT it turns out that they ARE affected by the Poisoned Condition???
I had assumed that all Undead were immune to Poison?
Blessed be the eggy whiff whiff!!
🤢💨💩
#dnd
“And so the battle is about to start,
So who smelt it, dealt it,
And here’s my fart!”
“Turnip really has got this Hag curse rhyme thing wrapped up, doesn’t he?”
Stinking Cloud, ok, it’s Poisoned Condition but a great way to disable minions, plus the Heavily Obscured effect is handy too
#dnd #ttrpg
So who smelt it, dealt it,
And here’s my fart!”
“Turnip really has got this Hag curse rhyme thing wrapped up, doesn’t he?”
Stinking Cloud, ok, it’s Poisoned Condition but a great way to disable minions, plus the Heavily Obscured effect is handy too
#dnd #ttrpg
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And true to her word, @silverglass.bsky.social Grand Prize landed in 🇬🇧 this morning
Look at it’s majesty 🥰
Taking pride of place next to Sir Turnip’s diplomas and Baba Yaga contract
Check out her shop on the Etsy page
#dnd #ttrpg
Look at it’s majesty 🥰
Taking pride of place next to Sir Turnip’s diplomas and Baba Yaga contract
Check out her shop on the Etsy page
#dnd #ttrpg
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
And true to her word, @silverglass.bsky.social Grand Prize landed in 🇬🇧 this morning
Look at it’s majesty 🥰
Taking pride of place next to Sir Turnip’s diplomas and Baba Yaga contract
Check out her shop on the Etsy page
#dnd #ttrpg
Look at it’s majesty 🥰
Taking pride of place next to Sir Turnip’s diplomas and Baba Yaga contract
Check out her shop on the Etsy page
#dnd #ttrpg
I’m amazed at how good our party looks without any AI
Support real artists with real talent
Artwork by
@haclif.bsky.social
@laurenwalshart.bsky.social
@damntoadking.bsky.social
@kanizo.bsky.social
@d20monkey.bsky.social
#dnd #DnDArt
Support real artists with real talent
Artwork by
@haclif.bsky.social
@laurenwalshart.bsky.social
@damntoadking.bsky.social
@kanizo.bsky.social
@d20monkey.bsky.social
#dnd #DnDArt
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m amazed at how good our party looks without any AI
Support real artists with real talent
Artwork by
@haclif.bsky.social
@laurenwalshart.bsky.social
@damntoadking.bsky.social
@kanizo.bsky.social
@d20monkey.bsky.social
#dnd #DnDArt
Support real artists with real talent
Artwork by
@haclif.bsky.social
@laurenwalshart.bsky.social
@damntoadking.bsky.social
@kanizo.bsky.social
@d20monkey.bsky.social
#dnd #DnDArt
Reposted by Mal Hazel
Commission work! This was a fun piece to work on.
If you'd like to commission your own from me, check out my portfolio site: brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
If you'd like to commission your own from me, check out my portfolio site: brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Commission work! This was a fun piece to work on.
If you'd like to commission your own from me, check out my portfolio site: brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
If you'd like to commission your own from me, check out my portfolio site: brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
Holy Guacamole
Look what @d20monkey.bsky.social produced for our residential psychic mind blowing Sorcerer, Harmony Von Strűckenstien
She’s AMAZING 🤩
Thank you ever so much, Brian 🍻
(And hey, don’t just like, steal or save the image, why not reach out & give him a commission too?)
#dnd #art
Look what @d20monkey.bsky.social produced for our residential psychic mind blowing Sorcerer, Harmony Von Strűckenstien
She’s AMAZING 🤩
Thank you ever so much, Brian 🍻
(And hey, don’t just like, steal or save the image, why not reach out & give him a commission too?)
#dnd #art
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Holy Guacamole
Look what @d20monkey.bsky.social produced for our residential psychic mind blowing Sorcerer, Harmony Von Strűckenstien
She’s AMAZING 🤩
Thank you ever so much, Brian 🍻
(And hey, don’t just like, steal or save the image, why not reach out & give him a commission too?)
#dnd #art
Look what @d20monkey.bsky.social produced for our residential psychic mind blowing Sorcerer, Harmony Von Strűckenstien
She’s AMAZING 🤩
Thank you ever so much, Brian 🍻
(And hey, don’t just like, steal or save the image, why not reach out & give him a commission too?)
#dnd #art
Amazingly Amazing Sunday
Sir Turnip survived the Tenacious Bard vs. Orcus AND levels up ❤️
Now he can get the Animate Objects spell & pretend he’s Mickey Mouse from Fantasia
Thank you to;
Milady @jodiesdicefarm.bsky.social for the lucky 🎲
@d20monkey.bsky.social for the inspiring artwork
#dnd #ttrpg
Sir Turnip survived the Tenacious Bard vs. Orcus AND levels up ❤️
Now he can get the Animate Objects spell & pretend he’s Mickey Mouse from Fantasia
Thank you to;
Milady @jodiesdicefarm.bsky.social for the lucky 🎲
@d20monkey.bsky.social for the inspiring artwork
#dnd #ttrpg
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Amazingly Amazing Sunday
Sir Turnip survived the Tenacious Bard vs. Orcus AND levels up ❤️
Now he can get the Animate Objects spell & pretend he’s Mickey Mouse from Fantasia
Thank you to;
Milady @jodiesdicefarm.bsky.social for the lucky 🎲
@d20monkey.bsky.social for the inspiring artwork
#dnd #ttrpg
Sir Turnip survived the Tenacious Bard vs. Orcus AND levels up ❤️
Now he can get the Animate Objects spell & pretend he’s Mickey Mouse from Fantasia
Thank you to;
Milady @jodiesdicefarm.bsky.social for the lucky 🎲
@d20monkey.bsky.social for the inspiring artwork
#dnd #ttrpg
Amazing Sunday 💜
I just won the @silverglass.bsky.social competition & get a Baldur’s Gate diploma
Yay me!
I just won the @silverglass.bsky.social competition & get a Baldur’s Gate diploma
Yay me!
Sure, let’s do a Give-Away, why not 😀
Win one of my miniature diplomas, with magnet.
Measures 4” high x 2” wide (10 x 5 cm)
💎 To enter 💎
🔹 Follow
🔹 RT this post
🔹 Comment if you want to win a BG3 or Dragon Age diploma
Ends oct 26th, I ship worldwide
#bg3 #dragonage #baldursgate #handmade
Win one of my miniature diplomas, with magnet.
Measures 4” high x 2” wide (10 x 5 cm)
💎 To enter 💎
🔹 Follow
🔹 RT this post
🔹 Comment if you want to win a BG3 or Dragon Age diploma
Ends oct 26th, I ship worldwide
#bg3 #dragonage #baldursgate #handmade
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Amazing Sunday 💜
I just won the @silverglass.bsky.social competition & get a Baldur’s Gate diploma
Yay me!
I just won the @silverglass.bsky.social competition & get a Baldur’s Gate diploma
Yay me!
Reposted by Mal Hazel
Sure, let’s do a Give-Away, why not 😀
Win one of my miniature diplomas, with magnet.
Measures 4” high x 2” wide (10 x 5 cm)
💎 To enter 💎
🔹 Follow
🔹 RT this post
🔹 Comment if you want to win a BG3 or Dragon Age diploma
Ends oct 26th, I ship worldwide
#bg3 #dragonage #baldursgate #handmade
Win one of my miniature diplomas, with magnet.
Measures 4” high x 2” wide (10 x 5 cm)
💎 To enter 💎
🔹 Follow
🔹 RT this post
🔹 Comment if you want to win a BG3 or Dragon Age diploma
Ends oct 26th, I ship worldwide
#bg3 #dragonage #baldursgate #handmade
October 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM