Mal Hazel
@howlinggnome.bsky.social
I’m continuously clapping my hands together for my belief in fairies & Tinkerbell
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
Stood before the acclaimed Wizards Three
The Platinum Accords listen most intently
As the tale of the fate of the multiverse
And the evil behind Lord Vecna’s curse
Our heroes eyes grow sad & dismayed
As past events in this plan they’ve played
Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
The Platinum Accords listen most intently
As the tale of the fate of the multiverse
And the evil behind Lord Vecna’s curse
Our heroes eyes grow sad & dismayed
As past events in this plan they’ve played
Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Well, another #dnd session with @claretnblue27.bsky.social
And this happened… 🤦🏻♂️
Never ask a Viking to do negotiations 🙄
youtu.be/jyFH-IRA0J4?...
And this happened… 🤦🏻♂️
Never ask a Viking to do negotiations 🙄
youtu.be/jyFH-IRA0J4?...
Bottom - "Eddie, you've killed him!"
YouTube video by Ronald Brown
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January 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Well, another #dnd session with @claretnblue27.bsky.social
And this happened… 🤦🏻♂️
Never ask a Viking to do negotiations 🙄
youtu.be/jyFH-IRA0J4?...
And this happened… 🤦🏻♂️
Never ask a Viking to do negotiations 🙄
youtu.be/jyFH-IRA0J4?...
Otyughs (Otyughi?)
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Otyughs (Otyughi?)
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?
Screw Tiamat and all her five heads!
three dragons are flying through the air and one of them is shooting fire
ALT: three dragons are flying through the air and one of them is shooting fire
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January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Screw Tiamat and all her five heads!
Big shout out & waft of much appreciation to both @maddambeltaine.bsky.social & @claretnblue27.bsky.social
Adam managed to find a book which I hadn’t got (I have most of this series but missed this one - it even has a few one shots!) & my brother, Jeff gifted me these excellent heavy metal dice 🎲
Adam managed to find a book which I hadn’t got (I have most of this series but missed this one - it even has a few one shots!) & my brother, Jeff gifted me these excellent heavy metal dice 🎲
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Big shout out & waft of much appreciation to both @maddambeltaine.bsky.social & @claretnblue27.bsky.social
Adam managed to find a book which I hadn’t got (I have most of this series but missed this one - it even has a few one shots!) & my brother, Jeff gifted me these excellent heavy metal dice 🎲
Adam managed to find a book which I hadn’t got (I have most of this series but missed this one - it even has a few one shots!) & my brother, Jeff gifted me these excellent heavy metal dice 🎲
Wishing you and all your loved ones a most exuberant and outstanding 2026
a teddy bear is wearing a red apron and holding a sign that says `` backatscha '' .
ALT: a teddy bear is wearing a red apron and holding a sign that says `` backatscha '' .
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January 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Wishing you and all your loved ones a most exuberant and outstanding 2026
Happy 2026 everyone
And the best way to kickstart a New Year is by celebrating a Birthday (mainly mine!)
So a big Happy Birthday to me and a Bally Ding Dong Floppy New Year from the Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia and great Gnome Detective
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
And the best way to kickstart a New Year is by celebrating a Birthday (mainly mine!)
So a big Happy Birthday to me and a Bally Ding Dong Floppy New Year from the Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia and great Gnome Detective
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Happy 2026 everyone
And the best way to kickstart a New Year is by celebrating a Birthday (mainly mine!)
So a big Happy Birthday to me and a Bally Ding Dong Floppy New Year from the Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia and great Gnome Detective
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
And the best way to kickstart a New Year is by celebrating a Birthday (mainly mine!)
So a big Happy Birthday to me and a Bally Ding Dong Floppy New Year from the Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia and great Gnome Detective
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
“He must be an adder!”
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee
a man in a blue shirt is covering his mouth with his hands .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is covering his mouth with his hands .
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December 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
“He must be an adder!”
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee
However… a new brand of ‘Gothica Blades in the Dark’ for 2026 sounds pretty cool 😂
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
However… a new brand of ‘Gothica Blades in the Dark’ for 2026 sounds pretty cool 😂
Duh-da-duh-da-duh-duh-duh-duh-daa
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Duh-da-duh-da-duh-duh-duh-duh-daa
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends
“An old gentleman dressed in a suit, he doesn’t speak, he just smiles, he walks at midnight into your dreams to steal your words and take your soul to add it to his collection trapped inside his pocket watch”
“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”
“His name is Silent Will”
“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”
“His name is Silent Will”
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“An old gentleman dressed in a suit, he doesn’t speak, he just smiles, he walks at midnight into your dreams to steal your words and take your soul to add it to his collection trapped inside his pocket watch”
“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”
“His name is Silent Will”
“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”
“His name is Silent Will”
Make a Bond film D&D
For your Dice only
For your Dice only
December 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Make a Bond film D&D
For your Dice only
For your Dice only
A lost & isolated school of magics where the wizard, Lurr Peck, slowly driven insane by his solitude, has uncovered the arcane secrets of Geenomancy, the mysterious magics of clarified butter
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
A lost & isolated school of magics where the wizard, Lurr Peck, slowly driven insane by his solitude, has uncovered the arcane secrets of Geenomancy, the mysterious magics of clarified butter
Zirconias are Forever?
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Zirconias are Forever?
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Have you missed us? Well, we're back baby! Merry Christmas, have some Dungeon Majeure!
A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowhere, and they are lead by a dread figure out of legend...
Dungeon Majeure finally returns!
Dungeon Majeure finally returns!
Dungeon Majeure: The Myth of Snoozy Basin E01 - A Forest, Both Deep and Dark
A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowh...
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December 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Have you missed us? Well, we're back baby! Merry Christmas, have some Dungeon Majeure!
Reposted by Mal Hazel
A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowhere, and they are lead by a dread figure out of legend...
Dungeon Majeure finally returns!
Dungeon Majeure finally returns!
Dungeon Majeure: The Myth of Snoozy Basin E01 - A Forest, Both Deep and Dark
A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowh...
dungeonmajeurepod.libsyn.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowhere, and they are lead by a dread figure out of legend...
Dungeon Majeure finally returns!
Dungeon Majeure finally returns!
*Reviewed*
The guest appearance by @maddambeltaine.bsky.social was very special indeed
The guest appearance by @maddambeltaine.bsky.social was very special indeed
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*Reviewed*
The guest appearance by @maddambeltaine.bsky.social was very special indeed
The guest appearance by @maddambeltaine.bsky.social was very special indeed
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Last few hours to enter before this gets drawn I believe...
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To enter:
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Winner will be drawn at 8pm UK time on Christmas Eve. Here are the prizes 🧵
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Last few hours to enter before this gets drawn I believe...
Well, Sir Turnip is still wondering why the “big fat jolly man” just gave him a lump of coal, a wink & then said “Better luck next year, little fellow!”
😳
😳
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a fireplace and says you all wanna go on the naughty list
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December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Well, Sir Turnip is still wondering why the “big fat jolly man” just gave him a lump of coal, a wink & then said “Better luck next year, little fellow!”
😳
😳