Mal Hazel
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Mal Hazel
@howlinggnome.bsky.social
I’m continuously clapping my hands together for my belief in fairies & Tinkerbell
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
We ran The Wedding at Ravenloft last Halloween and at the reception, the DM said;
“The devil Strahd slowly rises majestically to face his collective guests. His taloned hand raises a goblet filled with the finest wine, cracking his mouth to reveal his fangs & sighs…
“Cake, anyone?”
🤦🏻‍♂️
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The casual somatic casting of the Eldritch Blast finger guns?
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“Tears are the memories which the heart refuses to give up. And that is not a terrible thing”
~ The gallant Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P. Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia & Duke of Whitburn

Strength, hope & hearts to you all 💜
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What (not how do you) makes a good NPC
Five favourite tips from the @dicecompany.bsky.social crew 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I know, right?
I’m not parading around my exclusive Tasha Yar piece….
#toosoon?
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
@thegrognardfiles.bsky.social
Give it a tap 👍🏻
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Your wish is my command 😈
a cartoon character is saying muahaha with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon character is saying muahaha with his mouth wide open
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November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
And in our campaign, Augustus has a habit of starting sentences with “My, my my…”
A solid NPC who no doubt will pop up again, further down the campaign loop
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
And they are all wonderfully talented people 🙏🏻
We can’t wait for the Guild bell to ring! 🔔
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Battling with Strahd, Sir Turnip has never used his Countercharm ability so often, in fact I would say he used it more in the BBEG battle than in any other time of the campaign
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
**Queue the music as the party enters a Scooby Doo chase around Castle Ravenloft**
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM