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Chief_Piggum
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I have notched a dugout into a hollow along the Coralon River and will not begrudge its use..have also been told I have “Stuart Little qualities”..
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
First attempt. Up yours, ya cranberry jerk!
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
March of Progress in soup form..
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Justice is served..with your choice of a pickle, chips or coleslaw.
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
H’ween ‘25 watchlist
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Knife skills improving in the kitchen because I’ve started making roasted vegetables and rice twice a week for my dogs. I’m a line cook for animals…
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This dumbass persons great grandfather - “This Hearst guy can sure sell a newspaper!”
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Every time I hear Copperhead Road it awakens my hillbilly genetic lineage like the Manchurian Candidate…must.. fire pistol at..coal baron…
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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my wife finishes buckling my tear gas bandolier and kisses me sadly on the cheek. I hug my children. They don't know if I'll even be coming back to read them a bedtime story on any given day. It's the danger inherent to my job: finding the smallest woman I can and hurling her across a paved road
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
There’s an alternate universe where Vanderpump is quoted by millennials/zoomers as much as The Simpsons
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Crazy how this is like 95% of law enforcement across the board in this country.
fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.
September 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fuck it dude, I went bowling.
September 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Being a grown up is so weird, I’m in Lowe’s taking photos of vacuum cleaner models to look up online for comparison. 25 y/o me in my head “just let the dirt do its thing bro…”
September 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Had to do something with all these damn vegetables this weekend. Blueberries/Figs buried under the mountain of tomatoes.
September 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The author of this piece solved the Hellraiser puzzle box and is being forced to write this type of shit by a demon with a typewriter for a head.
August 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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It's the weekend
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This, actually works. For me at least.
How to Turn Off Google AI Overview and Set "Web" as Default
tenbluelinks.org
August 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We have created Pumpkin.
August 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
While not exactly grave robbing I think this should qualify you for ghoul status
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Does your facial hair meet respirator standards?
August 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
AND DON’T FORGET THE JOKER!!!
July 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Making Superman’s parents idiots was somehow more offensive than any perceived “too woke” horseshit from these howling Peter Thiel apes.
July 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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climbing into an empty server rack and covering it with a sheet to convince the next tech CEO that walks by that i'm an AI superintelligence and i need their bank account info to upload their brain to heaven
July 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM