Noa 🍉
@how-to-sit-gay.bsky.social
she/they | 30+ | nb ace lesbian | scientist, writer, weightlifter
found a sachet of protein powder in my kitchen drawer and decided to use it despite the best before date having been 1 yr ago
now my stomach's singing me a symphony, but you can bet that I'll finish that shake since I added some of my regular powder to the shake and I refuse to let it go to waste
now my stomach's singing me a symphony, but you can bet that I'll finish that shake since I added some of my regular powder to the shake and I refuse to let it go to waste
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
found a sachet of protein powder in my kitchen drawer and decided to use it despite the best before date having been 1 yr ago
now my stomach's singing me a symphony, but you can bet that I'll finish that shake since I added some of my regular powder to the shake and I refuse to let it go to waste
now my stomach's singing me a symphony, but you can bet that I'll finish that shake since I added some of my regular powder to the shake and I refuse to let it go to waste
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
before I drop the next Defend the Day update tomorrow, can I interest you in my new fic? 👀
+++ NEW FIC +++
👑 The Prince That Never Was 👑
The Prologue is online now!
archiveofourown.org/works/741389...
👑 The Prince That Never Was 👑
The Prologue is online now!
archiveofourown.org/works/741389...
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
before I drop the next Defend the Day update tomorrow, can I interest you in my new fic? 👀
Reposted by Noa 🍉
this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
+++ NEW FIC +++
👑 The Prince That Never Was 👑
The Prologue is online now!
archiveofourown.org/works/741389...
👑 The Prince That Never Was 👑
The Prologue is online now!
archiveofourown.org/works/741389...
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
+++ NEW FIC +++
👑 The Prince That Never Was 👑
The Prologue is online now!
archiveofourown.org/works/741389...
👑 The Prince That Never Was 👑
The Prologue is online now!
archiveofourown.org/works/741389...
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I just decided to start posting my new fic from next Friday on, whether @helenaeoftroy.bsky.social gets to beta-ing or not 😚
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I just decided to start posting my new fic from next Friday on, whether @helenaeoftroy.bsky.social gets to beta-ing or not 😚
£350 for 20 minutes with an unknown number of other people hahahahahahaha fuck off
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
£350 for 20 minutes with an unknown number of other people hahahahahahaha fuck off
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
come again what
I'm sorry, each ep of Doctor Who cost the equivalent of a decent debut feature budget?!?
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
come again what
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
as every year when the clocks have been set back, I have to tell my cats again and again to have a look at the time and calm the fuck down
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
as every year when the clocks have been set back, I have to tell my cats again and again to have a look at the time and calm the fuck down
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
October 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Reposted by Noa 🍉
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
every single time that I try to find "cheap" flights with okay-ish connections that don't make me wanna do horrible things I am hit over the head by the fact that there's really just a bunch of people rolling dice behind it all
there's no other explanation for this shit
there's no other explanation for this shit
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
every single time that I try to find "cheap" flights with okay-ish connections that don't make me wanna do horrible things I am hit over the head by the fact that there's really just a bunch of people rolling dice behind it all
there's no other explanation for this shit
there's no other explanation for this shit
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I just pulled two hairs from my cat's coat that are longer than the average dick
I'm as horrified as I'm impressed
I'm as horrified as I'm impressed
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I just pulled two hairs from my cat's coat that are longer than the average dick
I'm as horrified as I'm impressed
I'm as horrified as I'm impressed
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The right ppl will understand
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The right ppl will understand