Houston Wolf
@houstonwolf.bsky.social
Politically liberal, fascinated by astrology, retired ultra runner disillusioned by our Democratic Party "leaders" and hopeful the American people take over and then individually and collectively put a stop to this Trump MAGA nonsense
I want to see the Democratic-controlled Virginia House of Delegates subpoena Tim Kaine for a strict detailing of how much he was worth when he entered elective office, how much he's worth now, and how he got there.
Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania can do this too
Embarrass these people out of office
Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania can do this too
Embarrass these people out of office
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I want to see the Democratic-controlled Virginia House of Delegates subpoena Tim Kaine for a strict detailing of how much he was worth when he entered elective office, how much he's worth now, and how he got there.
Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania can do this too
Embarrass these people out of office
Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania can do this too
Embarrass these people out of office
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
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Maybe dumping poop on voters from an airplane is not a surefire electoral strategy
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Maybe dumping poop on voters from an airplane is not a surefire electoral strategy
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
EVERY DEMOCRAT considering a run for the Presidency in 2028 needs to pledge RIGHT NOW that they will tear down the ballroom and anything else Trump adds to the house or its grounds and eliminate ANY mention of that human stain from the history of the White House
Just "The White House Missing Years"
Just "The White House Missing Years"
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
EVERY DEMOCRAT considering a run for the Presidency in 2028 needs to pledge RIGHT NOW that they will tear down the ballroom and anything else Trump adds to the house or its grounds and eliminate ANY mention of that human stain from the history of the White House
Just "The White House Missing Years"
Just "The White House Missing Years"
I absolutely love these ads. Zohran and his generation give me hope for an American ALL Americans can love.
Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I absolutely love these ads. Zohran and his generation give me hope for an American ALL Americans can love.
Knowing what we know about our history, I find it hard to believe anyone would insist on honoring a guy who raped, pillaged, enslaved, and slaughtered other human beings because that guy had access to more powerful weapons than they did.
Whoever still celebrates that guy is an asshole
Whoever still celebrates that guy is an asshole
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Knowing what we know about our history, I find it hard to believe anyone would insist on honoring a guy who raped, pillaged, enslaved, and slaughtered other human beings because that guy had access to more powerful weapons than they did.
Whoever still celebrates that guy is an asshole
Whoever still celebrates that guy is an asshole
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Many people are saying heroin, brain worms, swimming in sewage, and eating roadkill cause insanity.
October 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Many people are saying heroin, brain worms, swimming in sewage, and eating roadkill cause insanity.
Brilliant. This is exactly what the Democratic Party needs to attract our future voters. Someone who can speak to what they're experiencing.
Old White guys like me can't speak to them. We have nothing of value to offer.
We need to sit down
Old White guys like me can't speak to them. We have nothing of value to offer.
We need to sit down
September 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Brilliant. This is exactly what the Democratic Party needs to attract our future voters. Someone who can speak to what they're experiencing.
Old White guys like me can't speak to them. We have nothing of value to offer.
We need to sit down
Old White guys like me can't speak to them. We have nothing of value to offer.
We need to sit down
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
I think the determinant factor in how you feel about Charlie Kirk's murder is how many homes you own.
If you own more than 2, you're horrified by his assassination. If you only own one or none at all, you probably think he had it coming
If you own more than 2, you're horrified by his assassination. If you only own one or none at all, you probably think he had it coming
September 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I think the determinant factor in how you feel about Charlie Kirk's murder is how many homes you own.
If you own more than 2, you're horrified by his assassination. If you only own one or none at all, you probably think he had it coming
If you own more than 2, you're horrified by his assassination. If you only own one or none at all, you probably think he had it coming
I guess the guy who said having the 2nd Amendment necessarily would involve gun deaths as a result didn't think that would apply to him
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I guess the guy who said having the 2nd Amendment necessarily would involve gun deaths as a result didn't think that would apply to him
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i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
Because of a serious hip injury after being hit by a car when he was a feral kitten, Eric can't poop normally and then can't lift his leg up to clean his booty by himself. So he gets regular baths.
He really doesn't mind them as much as the look on his face might indicate
He really doesn't mind them as much as the look on his face might indicate
August 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Because of a serious hip injury after being hit by a car when he was a feral kitten, Eric can't poop normally and then can't lift his leg up to clean his booty by himself. So he gets regular baths.
He really doesn't mind them as much as the look on his face might indicate
He really doesn't mind them as much as the look on his face might indicate
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Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters.
Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me.
Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me.
Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters.
Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me.
Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me.
Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
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What is in the Epstein files that is so damaging, Trump would rather trash own base than simply release them to the public?
July 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What is in the Epstein files that is so damaging, Trump would rather trash own base than simply release them to the public?
We need to be calling our Republican legislators relentlessly about the Republican DOJ cover-up of the Epstein files.
"Donald Trump promised to release the files and now Pam Bondi and the DOJ won't reveal them? Why not? Who are they protecting?"
Relentlessly
"Donald Trump promised to release the files and now Pam Bondi and the DOJ won't reveal them? Why not? Who are they protecting?"
Relentlessly
July 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We need to be calling our Republican legislators relentlessly about the Republican DOJ cover-up of the Epstein files.
"Donald Trump promised to release the files and now Pam Bondi and the DOJ won't reveal them? Why not? Who are they protecting?"
Relentlessly
"Donald Trump promised to release the files and now Pam Bondi and the DOJ won't reveal them? Why not? Who are they protecting?"
Relentlessly
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Dear Andrew Cuomo,
New Yorkers rejected you in the primary. And now you’re pressing them again to pick you?
No means no.
New Yorkers rejected you in the primary. And now you’re pressing them again to pick you?
No means no.
July 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Dear Andrew Cuomo,
New Yorkers rejected you in the primary. And now you’re pressing them again to pick you?
No means no.
New Yorkers rejected you in the primary. And now you’re pressing them again to pick you?
No means no.
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Andrew Cuomo leaning so heavily on this "public safety" grift trying to frame *Zohran* as dangerous is just rich considering Cuomo is a danger to every woman who gets near him. A sexual predator claiming to care about our safety—politics doesn't get any more cynical than that
June 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Andrew Cuomo leaning so heavily on this "public safety" grift trying to frame *Zohran* as dangerous is just rich considering Cuomo is a danger to every woman who gets near him. A sexual predator claiming to care about our safety—politics doesn't get any more cynical than that
Fuckers don't do anything accept meet with lobbyists and rich donors in posh locations and send out fundraising emails and maybe a strongly-worded press release.
Every one of them up for reelection in 2026 should be primaried and required to stand up and attest to what they did to counter Trump II
Every one of them up for reelection in 2026 should be primaried and required to stand up and attest to what they did to counter Trump II
June 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Fuckers don't do anything accept meet with lobbyists and rich donors in posh locations and send out fundraising emails and maybe a strongly-worded press release.
Every one of them up for reelection in 2026 should be primaried and required to stand up and attest to what they did to counter Trump II
Every one of them up for reelection in 2026 should be primaried and required to stand up and attest to what they did to counter Trump II
I'm pretty sure that lapel pin flipped itself as soon as it was pinned on him.
No doubt he smells as rancid as his personality
No doubt he smells as rancid as his personality
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'm pretty sure that lapel pin flipped itself as soon as it was pinned on him.
No doubt he smells as rancid as his personality
No doubt he smells as rancid as his personality
I'm reading a Bernard Weisberger history of early America -- American Afire (2000) -- and I'm surprised and not surprised that native-born Americans hated immigrants just as much as some Americans hate them now.
But back then, they were White (Irish and French)
But back then, they were White (Irish and French)
June 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm reading a Bernard Weisberger history of early America -- American Afire (2000) -- and I'm surprised and not surprised that native-born Americans hated immigrants just as much as some Americans hate them now.
But back then, they were White (Irish and French)
But back then, they were White (Irish and French)