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Houston_Scott
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I’m a loser, baby.
Republicans are masterful at one thing - lowering standards.
January 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Obviously Greenland is full of eggs! 🍳
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Oh fuck! Trump is rambling about the most nonsensical shit in this press conference. Four years of this shit? Take the shot!!!
January 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We need to stop saying “radicalized” and start using “brainwashed” - as in the dumbest people in history were easily brainwashed by the equally stupid Donald Trump.
January 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It’ll be kinda like when we got a Covid pandemic and Trump was president. Perhaps we can watch a lot of Republikkkristians die from stupidity since we’re inexplicably letting them live.
December 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Reposted by Houston_Scott
Elon is turning on maga so fast you’d think they’re one of his kids.
December 27, 2024 at 3:49 PM
It’s almost as if any Republicans who want to be a Representative or Senator vs a rubber stamp for a South African incel fucktard will need to switch parties.
December 18, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Houston_Scott
Google removed derogatory reviews about McDonald's after the suspect in the killing of UnitedHealth executive Brian Thompson was arrested at its restaurant in Altoona, Pennsylvania, where police say a customer alerted a local employee about him reut.rs/4go6EL2
Google pulls McDonald's negative reviews over arrest in UnitedHealth murder
Google on Monday removed derogatory reviews about McDonald's after the suspect in the killing of UnitedHealth executive Brian Thompson was arrested at its restaurant in Altoona, Pennsylvania, where police say a customer alerted a local employee about him.
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December 10, 2024 at 4:28 AM
On my run thru my deep blue hood in deep blue Htown in deep red TX 🤮 just now I was surprised to notice that of the two houses in 5 miles that had Trump shit out, both had removed any sign of Trump support. Dunno if that has any significance or not, but when running my mind wanders. 🏃🏻‍♂️
December 7, 2024 at 8:02 PM
He’s merely the troll-in-chief. These guys are going to lose interest after a couple months. He can’t even run his own companies because of his full-time incel duties.
The ACLU gets *zero* funding from the government.

A bit disconcerting that the fellow tasked with reducing government funding doesn't know that.
December 6, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Blue Cross and Blue Shield has announced they will no longer cover anesthesia for surgery beyond a given time limit. They will, however, cover the stick you’ll be given to bite down on (after copay and deductible).

I wonder if the CEO has a good security detail? (And if they’re covered by BCBS?)
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I had the ingredients for another pecan pie post-Thanksgiving and I can’t say no to sweets.
🥧 🐖
December 3, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Biden could help the entire US instead of just his son. He needs to order a slew of hits.
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 AM
If we were to alternate killing one billionaire and one fascist politician every other day, how many days would it take to whip the US back into shape?

I bet we’d be in pretty good shape in 2 weeks. Of course, the money would be redistributed.

If another of either flavor pops up, act immediately.
November 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Mmm…cranberry-orange relish…
November 27, 2024 at 6:28 PM
There’s still time to kill him.
November 26, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Handsome Henry!
November 26, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Do NOT comply.

Do NOT compromise.

Do NOT make peace.

Do NOT smile and nod.

Do NOT be the bigger person.

Do NOT engage.

Be ANGRY.

Be NASTY.

Be VIOLENT.

Be CRUEL.

Be MEAN.

Be RUDE.

Be PETTY.

LET THEM KNOW YOU HATE THEM.

LET THEM KNOW YOU WISH THEM THE WORST.

Never forget. Never forgive.
November 25, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Houston_Scott
Every single member of congress has their own private bathroom. Regardless of your position, this is nothing but performance art.
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I guess it’s time to fight the supermarket scene. I’m responsible for making cornbread and sausage stuffing, orange-cranberry relish, and a pecan pie. (I’ll be secretly making two pecan pies, one that accidentally gets left at home.)
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November 25, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I miss cocaine.
November 25, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Jebus, they’re stupid. It’ll be fun to watch this.
November 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM