Housewiffery
@housewifery.bsky.social
Reality TV, movies, horror, repeat
Neurodivergence is beautiful 🌈
I may take posts literally
Neurodivergence is beautiful 🌈
I may take posts literally
Just got back from Texas
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just got back from Texas
Similar to this. My ASD teacher is popping out but it's relevant here lol
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Similar to this. My ASD teacher is popping out but it's relevant here lol
Right? He looks so worried all the time 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Right? He looks so worried all the time 😭😭
My sister's cat is too cute I can't take it
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My sister's cat is too cute I can't take it
Thanksgiving plate pic
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Thanksgiving plate pic
Happy Thanksgiving!! I've been cookin
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!! I've been cookin
Y'ALL!?
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Y'ALL!?
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
This was a church. Not only do they not pay their taxes, they don't tip their delivery drivers either. Typical 🙄 #DDdiaries
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This was a church. Not only do they not pay their taxes, they don't tip their delivery drivers either. Typical 🙄 #DDdiaries
Right, like THAT is what you're supposed to give in a mugshot. Not whatever this is 😭
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Right, like THAT is what you're supposed to give in a mugshot. Not whatever this is 😭
We really need to bring back the stocks. Town Square. With a list of their crimes.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We really need to bring back the stocks. Town Square. With a list of their crimes.
How long after giving birth do we get to keep calling every elective surgery you have a 'mommy makeover' 🙄 #thevalley
Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)
Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
How long after giving birth do we get to keep calling every elective surgery you have a 'mommy makeover' 🙄 #thevalley
Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)
Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)
She can't help it
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She can't help it
I lost my phone teekay.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I lost my phone teekay.
Me trying not to share invasive personal information about the location of my skin tag
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me trying not to share invasive personal information about the location of my skin tag
Actually that's not even the one I was looking for 😭😭
I meant this
I meant this
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Actually that's not even the one I was looking for 😭😭
I meant this
I meant this
Particularly this one
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Particularly this one
Yessss I love bringing up petty shit you know they wanna be done talking about. Ima keep it going.
When Ina Garten the Barefoot Cunt(essa) told that make a wish kid to fuck off and die. Twice.
When Ina Garten the Barefoot Cunt(essa) told that make a wish kid to fuck off and die. Twice.
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Yessss I love bringing up petty shit you know they wanna be done talking about. Ima keep it going.
When Ina Garten the Barefoot Cunt(essa) told that make a wish kid to fuck off and die. Twice.
When Ina Garten the Barefoot Cunt(essa) told that make a wish kid to fuck off and die. Twice.
When she's confronted with NASA info
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When she's confronted with NASA info
Does this girl count
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Does this girl count
A-
Asmodeus is that you?
Asmodeus is that you?
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A-
Asmodeus is that you?
Asmodeus is that you?
Going from so happy for him to being pissed for her cuz wdym begging 😭😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Going from so happy for him to being pissed for her cuz wdym begging 😭😭😭
And then there's idiots like this. Imagine saying with your whole chest "I could've had your back on the child sex trafficking but student visas is too far!"
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
And then there's idiots like this. Imagine saying with your whole chest "I could've had your back on the child sex trafficking but student visas is too far!"