Housewiffery
@housewifery.bsky.social
Reality TV, movies, horror, repeat
Neurodivergence is beautiful 🌈
I may take posts literally
Neurodivergence is beautiful 🌈
I may take posts literally
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Housewiffery
@housewifery.bsky.social
· Nov 1
Y'ALL I FOUND A VINCE PANARO AT THE GAY BAR AND WE PLATONICALLY HUGGED
Just got back from Texas
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just got back from Texas
My sister's cat is too cute I can't take it
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My sister's cat is too cute I can't take it
I did not expect this post to break containment like this
Y'ALL!?
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I did not expect this post to break containment like this
Thanksgiving plate pic
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Thanksgiving plate pic
Happy Thanksgiving!! I've been cookin
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!! I've been cookin
Ew omg the lady in front of me is watching Fox News. These people are addicted 🤮🤢🤮🤢
Y'ALL!?
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ew omg the lady in front of me is watching Fox News. These people are addicted 🤮🤢🤮🤢
Y'ALL!?
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Y'ALL!?
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
I was through security in 30 sec (MSP). I get a whole row to myself. I put 2 titos minis in my Starry. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Wtf is going awn? Everyone on the train??
My god. I've been rewatching #rhop from the beginning. Ashley is the most embarrassing human on earth holy shit. Watching her defend Gollum makes me want to jump in a vat of acid to escape. She has a lot of fucking nerve to be so messy towards others. I'd throw that in her face every damn day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My god. I've been rewatching #rhop from the beginning. Ashley is the most embarrassing human on earth holy shit. Watching her defend Gollum makes me want to jump in a vat of acid to escape. She has a lot of fucking nerve to be so messy towards others. I'd throw that in her face every damn day.
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The Real Housewives of Orange County
I don’t believe conservatives should have any place in society
I do believe they should be put on reality tv shows pit against each other for sport because watching them backstab and betray each other is honestly so funny and it should be monetized
I do believe they should be put on reality tv shows pit against each other for sport because watching them backstab and betray each other is honestly so funny and it should be monetized
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Real Housewives of Orange County
I am having such an insanely bad week. It started with a lost phone (never found it had to get a new one) and now it's a tooth abscess (IM GONNA DIE OF SEPSIS) and I also have my 2 hardest IEP meetings of the year this week, and my coworker is an asshole crab-ass, & the state of special ed sucks a-
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I am having such an insanely bad week. It started with a lost phone (never found it had to get a new one) and now it's a tooth abscess (IM GONNA DIE OF SEPSIS) and I also have my 2 hardest IEP meetings of the year this week, and my coworker is an asshole crab-ass, & the state of special ed sucks a-
How long after giving birth do we get to keep calling every elective surgery you have a 'mommy makeover' 🙄 #thevalley
Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)
Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
How long after giving birth do we get to keep calling every elective surgery you have a 'mommy makeover' 🙄 #thevalley
Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)
Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)
BIIIIIIITCH THEY WERE CANCELED
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
BIIIIIIITCH THEY WERE CANCELED
🗣️🗣️🗣️ #rhony
It's repeating what they already did and failed miserably. How has no one at Bravo held Andy accountable for nuking a show that on its worst rated episode was still in their top three programs? How is that justified? And now it's a laughingstock?
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
🗣️🗣️🗣️ #rhony
Nobody wants to comma anymore 😪
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Nobody wants to comma anymore 😪
Wish me luck on my meetings today
a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Wish me luck on my meetings today
This is gonna be my official doordashing complaint/story time thread. As long as my broke ass needs to continue doing this on top of teaching special fuckin ed, ima need a place to bitch and whine.
Mute #DDdiaries if you get sick of my shit
Mute #DDdiaries if you get sick of my shit
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is gonna be my official doordashing complaint/story time thread. As long as my broke ass needs to continue doing this on top of teaching special fuckin ed, ima need a place to bitch and whine.
Mute #DDdiaries if you get sick of my shit
Mute #DDdiaries if you get sick of my shit
Driving behind the slowest driver on earth and their license plate is "BBRAVE" 😭🥹 like hunnyyyy ima need for you to be braver sweetie please!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Driving behind the slowest driver on earth and their license plate is "BBRAVE" 😭🥹 like hunnyyyy ima need for you to be braver sweetie please!!
Coworker is here early. talking to me. preventing me from doing any work before the kids get here. Taking up the minutes of peace I have.
a cat is sitting on a beach at night
ALT: a cat is sitting on a beach at night
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Coworker is here early. talking to me. preventing me from doing any work before the kids get here. Taking up the minutes of peace I have.
A-
Asmodeus is that you?
Asmodeus is that you?
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A-
Asmodeus is that you?
Asmodeus is that you?
Btw, this is the post they're all responding to
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Btw, this is the post they're all responding to
PSA to all Bravo accounts!!
You may only post reaction vids of housewives that match your race!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
You may only post reaction vids of housewives that match your race!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
perhaps don't use black people's sass to bolster your white breadiness.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
PSA to all Bravo accounts!!
You may only post reaction vids of housewives that match your race!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
You may only post reaction vids of housewives that match your race!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Also, they keep bringing this up from Virginia Giuffre's book as a way to absolve Trump without realizing that they're then calling Karoline Leavitt an outright liar 🤭 (which *we* obvi know she is)
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Also, they keep bringing this up from Virginia Giuffre's book as a way to absolve Trump without realizing that they're then calling Karoline Leavitt an outright liar 🤭 (which *we* obvi know she is)
Guysssssss 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Guysssssss 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣