housecat
@housecat.bsky.social
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Not my finest wattle, but nothing a little daub can't cover up
July 15, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Not my finest wattle, but nothing a little daub can't cover up
I wanna see a naked lady on here, that really would be something
July 4, 2023 at 5:13 PM
I wanna see a naked lady on here, that really would be something
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one thing i still dont understand about this app is, so every day i spin the prize wheel. if it lands on the jester, i get $100, i like that. if it lands on the tree, they take someone i know into the woods forever, i get it. but, how do i know who they took? i see "soul count" but its just numbers
July 4, 2023 at 1:44 AM
one thing i still dont understand about this app is, so every day i spin the prize wheel. if it lands on the jester, i get $100, i like that. if it lands on the tree, they take someone i know into the woods forever, i get it. but, how do i know who they took? i see "soul count" but its just numbers
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I want my account to feel like you're at your estranged grandparents house and they only have ginger ale and weird disney sequels on vhs, but the way the light is shining through the blinds onto the wall is nice so you just watch that for a while.
i want my account to feel like an awkward, emotionless hug
July 4, 2023 at 9:58 AM
I want my account to feel like you're at your estranged grandparents house and they only have ginger ale and weird disney sequels on vhs, but the way the light is shining through the blinds onto the wall is nice so you just watch that for a while.
using the school nurse's phone to call what i believe is G-d's number and telling Him to come pick me up
July 2, 2023 at 11:40 PM
using the school nurse's phone to call what i believe is G-d's number and telling Him to come pick me up
Show me what that gunt do
July 2, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Show me what that gunt do
(holding a gnome upside down by his ankles and shaking him until it squirts)
July 2, 2023 at 11:30 PM
(holding a gnome upside down by his ankles and shaking him until it squirts)
do you wanna prance & frolic at my place??
July 2, 2023 at 11:28 PM
do you wanna prance & frolic at my place??
When I make enough women uncomfortable my meter will fill up and I can use an ultimate attack
July 2, 2023 at 11:28 PM
When I make enough women uncomfortable my meter will fill up and I can use an ultimate attack
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Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
July 2, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
Spread your areolae for me on bluesky, homie
July 2, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Spread your areolae for me on bluesky, homie
Women should have to make eye contact with me
July 2, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Women should have to make eye contact with me
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wise words from the abandoned vape shop frog
June 22, 2023 at 11:28 PM
wise words from the abandoned vape shop frog
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Being a hostage ruined blinking twice for me
July 2, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Being a hostage ruined blinking twice for me
I'm only on here because Diablo 4 is DLing 500kbs
July 2, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I'm only on here because Diablo 4 is DLing 500kbs
drinkin a brewsky n getting a blewski off bluesky
July 2, 2023 at 1:41 AM
drinkin a brewsky n getting a blewski off bluesky
I wasn't even good at the thing that people who aren't good at anything are good at
July 2, 2023 at 1:39 AM
I wasn't even good at the thing that people who aren't good at anything are good at
(increases your settings without permission)
July 2, 2023 at 1:25 AM
(increases your settings without permission)
Why does no one talk about how depression causes memory loss?
July 2, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Why does no one talk about how depression causes memory loss?
Bluesky is an assisted suicide app
July 2, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Bluesky is an assisted suicide app
I'm gonna be the first guy on here to make a podcast where I interview my stuffed animals and do all the voices
July 2, 2023 at 12:11 AM
I'm gonna be the first guy on here to make a podcast where I interview my stuffed animals and do all the voices