adam
adamonline.bsky.social
adam
@adamonline.bsky.social
dog with hamburger
are qvc swingers????
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
showing up to a construction site telling everyone david lynch owned these tools while they say “ok”
May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
jacking off is like voting. your car should let everyone know who you do it to.
May 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
March 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
tired of orbs. inventing a new shape of prophetic object to gaze into
March 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
mouse putting on “raccoon repellant” track: hell yeah this rocks
mouse hearing “mouse repellant” track: fuck no dude this sucks
February 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
so no one told you Baldur’s gonna have a gate *clap clap clap clap*
January 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
a painting of dogs sitting around on phones playing balatro
January 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
getting this for my dog and asking him to pick it up pick it up pick it up
November 29, 2024 at 6:32 PM
pineapple “lifestyle” keychains eh
November 24, 2024 at 8:18 PM
the store is lowkey goated when groceries are the vibe
November 23, 2024 at 3:02 AM
upton sinclair fucked up not opening his book “welcome to the jungle,”
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
people that invent casseroles love to be named Dorcas
November 20, 2024 at 3:27 AM
are we rockin with the new hat
November 16, 2024 at 7:07 PM
hwats up i’m having lunch
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
since the dawn of time, mankind has been fascinated by holes
November 13, 2024 at 4:11 AM
is this bladee
November 12, 2024 at 9:04 PM
whats up
October 17, 2024 at 2:49 PM
had an italian sub and a black and white cookie
January 4, 2024 at 2:10 AM
it’s once again time to eat egg
November 3, 2023 at 5:23 PM
guy who’s tried 100 coffees: ethiopian yirgacheffe is a delightful cup, has a rare blueberry flavor note which isn’t found in any other bean and a slight spiciness

guy who’s tried 1000 cofffees: dude you gotta hop on mcdonald’s coffee
October 24, 2023 at 5:27 PM
my thoughts on current event’s. many of you could stand to hear this
October 11, 2023 at 10:50 PM
got a denim jacket for the first time in my adult life
October 11, 2023 at 9:09 PM
wow. truly inspiring
October 6, 2023 at 3:36 PM
what’s up
September 30, 2023 at 2:09 AM