showing up to a construction site telling everyone david lynch owned these tools while they say “ok”
May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
showing up to a construction site telling everyone david lynch owned these tools while they say “ok”
jacking off is like voting. your car should let everyone know who you do it to.
May 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
jacking off is like voting. your car should let everyone know who you do it to.
tired of orbs. inventing a new shape of prophetic object to gaze into
March 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
tired of orbs. inventing a new shape of prophetic object to gaze into
mouse putting on “raccoon repellant” track: hell yeah this rocks
mouse hearing “mouse repellant” track: fuck no dude this sucks
mouse hearing “mouse repellant” track: fuck no dude this sucks
February 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
mouse putting on “raccoon repellant” track: hell yeah this rocks
mouse hearing “mouse repellant” track: fuck no dude this sucks
mouse hearing “mouse repellant” track: fuck no dude this sucks
so no one told you Baldur’s gonna have a gate *clap clap clap clap*
January 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
so no one told you Baldur’s gonna have a gate *clap clap clap clap*
a painting of dogs sitting around on phones playing balatro
January 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
a painting of dogs sitting around on phones playing balatro
getting this for my dog and asking him to pick it up pick it up pick it up
November 29, 2024 at 6:32 PM
getting this for my dog and asking him to pick it up pick it up pick it up
pineapple “lifestyle” keychains eh
November 24, 2024 at 8:18 PM
pineapple “lifestyle” keychains eh
the store is lowkey goated when groceries are the vibe
November 23, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the store is lowkey goated when groceries are the vibe
upton sinclair fucked up not opening his book “welcome to the jungle,”
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
upton sinclair fucked up not opening his book “welcome to the jungle,”
people that invent casseroles love to be named Dorcas
November 20, 2024 at 3:27 AM
people that invent casseroles love to be named Dorcas
are we rockin with the new hat
November 16, 2024 at 7:07 PM
are we rockin with the new hat
hwats up i’m having lunch
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
hwats up i’m having lunch
since the dawn of time, mankind has been fascinated by holes
November 13, 2024 at 4:11 AM
since the dawn of time, mankind has been fascinated by holes
had an italian sub and a black and white cookie
January 4, 2024 at 2:10 AM
had an italian sub and a black and white cookie
it’s once again time to eat egg
November 3, 2023 at 5:23 PM
it’s once again time to eat egg
guy who’s tried 100 coffees: ethiopian yirgacheffe is a delightful cup, has a rare blueberry flavor note which isn’t found in any other bean and a slight spiciness
guy who’s tried 1000 cofffees: dude you gotta hop on mcdonald’s coffee
guy who’s tried 1000 cofffees: dude you gotta hop on mcdonald’s coffee
October 24, 2023 at 5:27 PM
guy who’s tried 100 coffees: ethiopian yirgacheffe is a delightful cup, has a rare blueberry flavor note which isn’t found in any other bean and a slight spiciness
guy who’s tried 1000 cofffees: dude you gotta hop on mcdonald’s coffee
guy who’s tried 1000 cofffees: dude you gotta hop on mcdonald’s coffee
my thoughts on current event’s. many of you could stand to hear this
October 11, 2023 at 10:50 PM
my thoughts on current event’s. many of you could stand to hear this
got a denim jacket for the first time in my adult life
October 11, 2023 at 9:09 PM
got a denim jacket for the first time in my adult life
