HotMess_Actual 🏳️⚧️🔞
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Hypothetically speaking, if I were a hot trans-bitch in her 30s with an open relationship style and a lot of people she wanted to flirt with, entertain, and annoy, then this is an AI generated simulation of what I'd be posting:
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Wish I could bounce on it de_dust style
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Wish I could bounce on it de_dust style
Need a girl who'll ghost me on it
July 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Need a girl who'll ghost me on it
Chat should I crop the argyle sweater?
July 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Chat should I crop the argyle sweater?
And everybody was JORKIN'!
JORKIN' U.S.A!
JORKIN' U.S.A!
Surfin' U.S.A.
The Beach Boys · 50 Big Ones: Greatest Hits · Song · 2012
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July 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And everybody was JORKIN'!
JORKIN' U.S.A!
JORKIN' U.S.A!
Excited to boo some fireworks
July 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Excited to boo some fireworks
Women only want one thing and it's fucking —I mean— god, wow, this is actually REALLY violent.
Girls are we sure about this?
Girls are we sure about this?
July 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Women only want one thing and it's fucking —I mean— god, wow, this is actually REALLY violent.
Girls are we sure about this?
Girls are we sure about this?
My hands look like this so hers can look like...
July 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My hands look like this so hers can look like...
Thinking about breaching containment for the bit
July 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Thinking about breaching containment for the bit
Realized I could make cologne ads by turning a picture of my cat b/w and putting one of his nicknames over it in Dancing Script.
July 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Realized I could make cologne ads by turning a picture of my cat b/w and putting one of his nicknames over it in Dancing Script.
She anaphylactic on my peanut til I butter
June 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
She anaphylactic on my peanut til I butter
Name a worse idea than carpooling.
Like, you're literally combining two of the most dangerous things in America.
Like, you're literally combining two of the most dangerous things in America.
June 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Name a worse idea than carpooling.
Like, you're literally combining two of the most dangerous things in America.
Like, you're literally combining two of the most dangerous things in America.
This morning my guy Charles presented BOTH his paws.
Unprecedented times, indeed.
Unprecedented times, indeed.
June 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This morning my guy Charles presented BOTH his paws.
Unprecedented times, indeed.
Unprecedented times, indeed.
She war on my thunder till I leak
June 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
She war on my thunder till I leak
Folks I can't find my strap 😥
June 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Folks I can't find my strap 😥
I respect law enforcement because I appreciate how unimaginably dangerous their job is.
Like any single "Do you have any ID?" could potentially turn into a waking nightmare; side of the road, backup minutes away, just straight up fighting for your life while some guy shows you pictures of his kids.
Like any single "Do you have any ID?" could potentially turn into a waking nightmare; side of the road, backup minutes away, just straight up fighting for your life while some guy shows you pictures of his kids.
June 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I respect law enforcement because I appreciate how unimaginably dangerous their job is.
Like any single "Do you have any ID?" could potentially turn into a waking nightmare; side of the road, backup minutes away, just straight up fighting for your life while some guy shows you pictures of his kids.
Like any single "Do you have any ID?" could potentially turn into a waking nightmare; side of the road, backup minutes away, just straight up fighting for your life while some guy shows you pictures of his kids.
Just bought Honey Comb for the first time since I was a kid and, I gotta tell ya', I never thought I'd be mad at a breakfast cereal but here we are.
I've had like 8 bowls of this BS and I'm still hungry; literally had to give up on feeding myself because now I have other shit to do
I've had like 8 bowls of this BS and I'm still hungry; literally had to give up on feeding myself because now I have other shit to do
June 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just bought Honey Comb for the first time since I was a kid and, I gotta tell ya', I never thought I'd be mad at a breakfast cereal but here we are.
I've had like 8 bowls of this BS and I'm still hungry; literally had to give up on feeding myself because now I have other shit to do
I've had like 8 bowls of this BS and I'm still hungry; literally had to give up on feeding myself because now I have other shit to do
I wonder if the 'remove and swap road signs' trick will work on ICE.
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I wonder if the 'remove and swap road signs' trick will work on ICE.
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Met an active duty member of the military yesterday who filed conscientious objector paperwork in response to deployment of military on U.S. soil.
Was told multiple Army have filed, unknown quantities in other branches.
Was told multiple Army have filed, unknown quantities in other branches.
June 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Met an active duty member of the military yesterday who filed conscientious objector paperwork in response to deployment of military on U.S. soil.
Was told multiple Army have filed, unknown quantities in other branches.
Was told multiple Army have filed, unknown quantities in other branches.
"My two greatest passions are hiking and littering." — Too many people, apparently
June 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"My two greatest passions are hiking and littering." — Too many people, apparently
My cat just went upstairs, yelled at my roommate while she's on a conference call for work, tore around my room and growled for a couple minutes, then sauntered back downstairs like he's totally cool.
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My cat just went upstairs, yelled at my roommate while she's on a conference call for work, tore around my room and growled for a couple minutes, then sauntered back downstairs like he's totally cool.
BILL NYE THE BIG TITS GUY
:Bill walks through the lab with an absolutely insane set of knockers:
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
:Bill walks through the lab with an absolutely insane set of knockers:
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
June 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
BILL NYE THE BIG TITS GUY
:Bill walks through the lab with an absolutely insane set of knockers:
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
:Bill walks through the lab with an absolutely insane set of knockers:
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
Fresh off the press, another T4T Grindr meme for you to enjoy and weaponize.
May 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Fresh off the press, another T4T Grindr meme for you to enjoy and weaponize.
Everything reminds me of her
May 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Everything reminds me of her
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday