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hotmessactual.bsky.social
HotMess_Actual 🏳️‍⚧️🔞
@hotmessactual.bsky.social
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Hypothetically speaking, if I were a hot trans-bitch in her 30s with an open relationship style and a lot of people she wanted to flirt with, entertain, and annoy, then this is an AI generated simulation of what I'd be posting:
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hotmessactual.bsky.social
Chat should I crop the argyle sweater?
A sweater with an argyle pattern, laying in a pile of clothes on the street.
July 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Hey wow please don't ask me to be self aware or considerate of other people's feelings, it's incredibly rude
July 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
An NB says to a jinn, "I wish I knew how to protect democracy from fascists." POOF! "It it done." says the jinn. The NB looks down to see they are now equipped with a rifle, armor, molotov cocktails, drones, and pipe bombs. "Non-disruptive protests and searching for common ground?" Asks the NB. "Correct." Says the jinn.
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
I knew I had a meme for this (please ignore genders they aren't real anyways)
Person on Right: Explaining Warhammer: 40K Person on Left: Super Horny
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
My hands look like this so hers can look like...
A single hand absolutely caked in Cheeto dust.
July 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Realized I could make cologne ads by turning a picture of my cat b/w and putting one of his nicknames over it in Dancing Script.
A cat stares back at the camera with smug confidence. "Fast Cat" is captioned above his head, "By Sinclair Fragrances" below.
July 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
This morning my guy Charles presented BOTH his paws.

Unprecedented times, indeed.
An orange tabby cat laying squarely on a mattress, with both his front legs outstretched and hanging off the edge by several inches. His paws are slightly extended.
June 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Fresh off the press, another T4T Grindr meme for you to enjoy and weaponize.
Sign reads "T4T." Cis Men, while staring directly at the sign, "That sign won't stop me because I can't read!"
May 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Everything reminds me of her
A road-flattened can of Coca-cola with "Sis" printed on the side.
May 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Captioned "intrusive top thoughts" Nick Wilde, the fox from Zootopia, looks suggestively at the viewer.
May 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
🇺🇸
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(😮‍💨)
A 90 day supply of Descovy, an HIV prevention medication, priced at $7,929.59 (or $88.10/pill) without insurance.
April 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Charles just hit me with a new cuddle position.
Charles, an orange tabby, laying upside down on the bed with his rump against HotMess_Actual's armpit and a rear leg draped over her bicep.
March 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
"Catalytic Converters." A sweaty man licking his lips and aggressively salivating Anime girl hiding under a desk: T4T Terminator searching for victims: Just had to shoot my shot. Double D, pointing to an Erlenmeyer Flask with a caption bubble over his head. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over a hunting season sign, until they remove the final flier, which says "Corpo Season;" upon seeing it they each look off screen while grinning mischievously.
March 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Eye of The Zoomies
Charles, who is a cat, looking up at the camera with dilated eyes and tensed whiskers.
March 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
This is how I slide into cis dude's DMs
A grinder message which reads, "Show me that dick, boy" but the text is heavily modified by alt characters so that it appears corrupted.
February 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
"Boy Kissed" in the Elden Ring Victory Splash
February 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Did you know you can keep a spare hair-tie on your watch?
HotMess_Actual's wristwatch, displaying a full-screen notification which simply reads "T4T." The watch is a 40mm Garmin Instinct Solar X2, with a spare hair-tie secured behind the body.
February 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
There's also this, which is why he wants The Panama Canal back. He appears to be trying to take control of oceanic trade, which... Well, you know what the Sueze Canal is capable of and worth.
A map depicting The Northwest Passage, an oceanic trade route nested between Geenland and Canada.
February 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Nothing remarkable, just a satisfying chain brain I did while cleaning my room 😊
An evenly braided length of bamboo rope, dyed in the colors of the lesbian pride flag.
February 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Crazy how nature do that
Captioned, "P.O.V: You're about to see the biggest gock ever." Laid back on a messy bed, a girl looks at the camera with a sense of excitement. She's wearing a crop top, pleated skirt, fishnets, and stockings.
February 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
I'm not saying I have a new showerhead, but if you need me this is where I'll be
A produce display being misted.
February 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Mood tbh
Animorphs book cover, captioned "Me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table." It features a young boy morphing into a duck.
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
(but also)
Boykisser blushing and slightly drooling while making a : 3 face. There's a transparent view into their head, where there is a spiderweb, a fly, and a very tiny brain which is thinking : 3
February 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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A vaguely humanoid creature peers out from behind the base of a gnarled tree, its eyes glowing in the twilight. It says, "Hey I saw you from across the forest and love your vibe."
February 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
hotmessactual.bsky.social
Captioned "He's going all out." An entire bait-bucket of worms is dumped into the water, where multiple fish are trying to eat them.
February 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM