The only good thing about losing so many people in such rapid succession, and being treated so cruelly by people who said they’d be there for our family while losing those people, is that there isn’t much else that can go wrong at this point
February 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The only good thing about losing so many people in such rapid succession, and being treated so cruelly by people who said they’d be there for our family while losing those people, is that there isn’t much else that can go wrong at this point
I just think if your boss gets you to open up about your mental health struggles and gives you the day off to make appointments with therapists while having already decided they’re gonna fire you and take away your health insurance in 60 days you should be allowed to slash their tires or something
February 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just think if your boss gets you to open up about your mental health struggles and gives you the day off to make appointments with therapists while having already decided they’re gonna fire you and take away your health insurance in 60 days you should be allowed to slash their tires or something
Thinking of going from atheist to becoming an evangelical Christian because there are some people who are so terrible and heartless that I have to know that they’ll face some sort of divine punishment in the end
February 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Thinking of going from atheist to becoming an evangelical Christian because there are some people who are so terrible and heartless that I have to know that they’ll face some sort of divine punishment in the end
I made bread again
December 14, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I made bread again
Gotta love it when someone says “omg can you people even function without alcohol” in response to someone drinking a moderate amount in a completely normal situation like at a party or a concert
December 5, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Gotta love it when someone says “omg can you people even function without alcohol” in response to someone drinking a moderate amount in a completely normal situation like at a party or a concert
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what do you mean the starter pack put me on a post improvement plan
December 4, 2024 at 12:58 AM
what do you mean the starter pack put me on a post improvement plan
Had a D- in college algebra bc I’m a dumbass and didn’t do 80% of the homework and I was ready to beg the professor to reopen the assignments for half credit so I could pass, but he bumped me to a B- after I got a 100% on the final, LFG
December 3, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Had a D- in college algebra bc I’m a dumbass and didn’t do 80% of the homework and I was ready to beg the professor to reopen the assignments for half credit so I could pass, but he bumped me to a B- after I got a 100% on the final, LFG
Pretty neat how we hit the nail on the head when it comes to offering assisted suicide to terminal patients while including enough safeguards to prevent the whole thing from becoming a eugenics program for the poor and disabled
December 1, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Pretty neat how we hit the nail on the head when it comes to offering assisted suicide to terminal patients while including enough safeguards to prevent the whole thing from becoming a eugenics program for the poor and disabled
I’ll go to the bathroom 20 times in one night, idgaf
November 29, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I’ll go to the bathroom 20 times in one night, idgaf
One coping mechanism I’ve found to help deal with death is rationalization, so while I’m sat here with my seemingly actively dying grandmother I’m gonna post some thoughts I’ve been having about death and the dying process
November 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
One coping mechanism I’ve found to help deal with death is rationalization, so while I’m sat here with my seemingly actively dying grandmother I’m gonna post some thoughts I’ve been having about death and the dying process
“Erm, you know there isn’t any pumpkin in that pumpkin spice latte, right?”
Of course I knew that, you pedantic moron. Who in their right mind would want a hot squash and milk smoothie?
Of course I knew that, you pedantic moron. Who in their right mind would want a hot squash and milk smoothie?
November 27, 2024 at 5:54 PM
“Erm, you know there isn’t any pumpkin in that pumpkin spice latte, right?”
Of course I knew that, you pedantic moron. Who in their right mind would want a hot squash and milk smoothie?
Of course I knew that, you pedantic moron. Who in their right mind would want a hot squash and milk smoothie?
Guy who gets into piss play so he can diagnose people with diabetes
November 26, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Guy who gets into piss play so he can diagnose people with diabetes
The vibe here can be kinda cloying and overly nice at times, but it beats the extremely antagonistic and overly aggressive vibe of X by several orders of magnitude
November 26, 2024 at 5:32 PM
The vibe here can be kinda cloying and overly nice at times, but it beats the extremely antagonistic and overly aggressive vibe of X by several orders of magnitude
Having witnessed my mom get jacked around by probate court for the last 18 months, I feel qualified to say that wills are bs and you should worry more about having good life insurance than you should about anything else
November 25, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Having witnessed my mom get jacked around by probate court for the last 18 months, I feel qualified to say that wills are bs and you should worry more about having good life insurance than you should about anything else
I’m sure someone out there makes a good version of it, but every lasagna with ricotta I’ve had has been a textural abomination. Lasagna with béchamel is superior in pretty much every way
November 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I’m sure someone out there makes a good version of it, but every lasagna with ricotta I’ve had has been a textural abomination. Lasagna with béchamel is superior in pretty much every way
Hitting the Gay Vape
November 23, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Hitting the Gay Vape
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I wish I could tolerate caffeine better at night. An after dinner espresso or a late night cup of tea both sound amazing, but if I drink any caffeine past 4PM I’ll be lucky to fall asleep before 3AM
November 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I wish I could tolerate caffeine better at night. An after dinner espresso or a late night cup of tea both sound amazing, but if I drink any caffeine past 4PM I’ll be lucky to fall asleep before 3AM
Every time I see a recipe for a “seasonal cocktail” it’s either some awful combination of flavored vodka, cream, and a ton of sugar or it’s a recipe that involves 3 obscure liqueurs and a homemade syrup that takes three weeks to infuse
November 22, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Every time I see a recipe for a “seasonal cocktail” it’s either some awful combination of flavored vodka, cream, and a ton of sugar or it’s a recipe that involves 3 obscure liqueurs and a homemade syrup that takes three weeks to infuse
We’ve gone from having so many people over for thanksgiving that we had to cook two turkeys and a ham to having so few people around that we’re debating whether we should buy a whole turkey or just a turkey breast
November 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
We’ve gone from having so many people over for thanksgiving that we had to cook two turkeys and a ham to having so few people around that we’re debating whether we should buy a whole turkey or just a turkey breast
Alright, whose starter pack list did I get added to?
November 20, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Alright, whose starter pack list did I get added to?
It tastes so good omg
November 20, 2024 at 5:49 AM
It tastes so good omg
I have made bread
November 20, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I have made bread
It’s wild how bad twitter has gotten over the past few weeks. Like it’s all been downhill since Elon bought it but it seems like the racism and bigotry have exploded and are virtually unavoidable at this point
October 5, 2023 at 12:05 PM
It’s wild how bad twitter has gotten over the past few weeks. Like it’s all been downhill since Elon bought it but it seems like the racism and bigotry have exploded and are virtually unavoidable at this point