fortnite battle ass (holidays) 🍉
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fulltime bar guy. part time New Orleans city planner. my friends call me Dutch. not affiliated with the Netherlands.
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why does he have a bald spot?
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
why does he have a bald spot?
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in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
can you imagine a twink barging in on you while you're on the shitter and blasting you in the face?
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
can you imagine a twink barging in on you while you're on the shitter and blasting you in the face?
Mario waking up in the hospital after getting a full force kick to the head by Yoshi
December 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Mario waking up in the hospital after getting a full force kick to the head by Yoshi
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i think donald trump might be a pedophile
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i think donald trump might be a pedophile
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Give me something to bake
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Give me something to bake
been saving my piss in a cambro all year. happy holidays to you and yours 🥰🥰🎄🎄
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
been saving my piss in a cambro all year. happy holidays to you and yours 🥰🥰🎄🎄
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If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
November 25, 2023 at 12:32 AM
If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
pleaeeee i need ac heeeseburger
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
pleaeeee i need ac heeeseburger
pardon my galoshes
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
pardon my galoshes
taking a new poison every day until one finally ends me
December 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
taking a new poison every day until one finally ends me
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in the stripped club.
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.
let's justr say. My
pregis
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.
let's justr say. My
pregis
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
in the stripped club.
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.
let's justr say. My
pregis
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.
let's justr say. My
pregis
she mozam on my bique til I drill
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
she mozam on my bique til I drill
reject modernity ✨😉👍
embrace tradition ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
embrace tradition ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
December 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
reject modernity ✨😉👍
embrace tradition ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
embrace tradition ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
oh man ima have that shit *on*
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
oh man ima have that shit *on*
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eating my leftover shift meal out of a deli container while standing over the sink just to feel something
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
eating my leftover shift meal out of a deli container while standing over the sink just to feel something
it's so sick that we live in a Pynchon novel just without any of the fun names
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
it's so sick that we live in a Pynchon novel just without any of the fun names
"i saw mommy kissing santa claus" wow ok kid way to be a snitch
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"i saw mommy kissing santa claus" wow ok kid way to be a snitch