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once the water wars commence there will be mercenaries that will be equipped with high powered molecular vacuum implants in their mouths. They'll seduce you and desiccate you with a single kiss, filling up a couple of 1L tanks with still-warm water, to sell on the gray market.
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
once the water wars commence there will be mercenaries that will be equipped with high powered molecular vacuum implants in their mouths. They'll seduce you and desiccate you with a single kiss, filling up a couple of 1L tanks with still-warm water, to sell on the gray market.
i'm not even high this is just pure cortisol baby
January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
i'm not even high this is just pure cortisol baby
there's a point halfway through a can of pringles where one who has not lost their humanity accepts the farce engaged in thus far and no longer limits themself to a single chip at a time
January 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
there's a point halfway through a can of pringles where one who has not lost their humanity accepts the farce engaged in thus far and no longer limits themself to a single chip at a time
everyone who goes to the grocery store should get one thing for free AT LEAST
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
everyone who goes to the grocery store should get one thing for free AT LEAST
me: i don't really enjoy life right now
my friends who know what's been happening to me that i can't post about:
my friends who know what's been happening to me that i can't post about:
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
me: i don't really enjoy life right now
my friends who know what's been happening to me that i can't post about:
my friends who know what's been happening to me that i can't post about:
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Anish Kapoor's Mean Bean Machine
August 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Anish Kapoor's Mean Bean Machine
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okay well the techdeck isn't gonna do a sick grind on my boner by itself!!!
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
okay well the techdeck isn't gonna do a sick grind on my boner by itself!!!
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Heartwarming: This dad summoned a giant scarab to dance at his daughters wedding while he was stuck in the beetle dimension 🪲
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Heartwarming: This dad summoned a giant scarab to dance at his daughters wedding while he was stuck in the beetle dimension 🪲
FUCKING. PREACH.
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
FUCKING. PREACH.
90% of my energy every day goes into fighting the urge to hit myself in the head repeatedly with a large rock to make my brain quiet down
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
90% of my energy every day goes into fighting the urge to hit myself in the head repeatedly with a large rock to make my brain quiet down
just pretend i keep spiraling about wishing i was dead the rest of the day i'm sick of doing this shit
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just pretend i keep spiraling about wishing i was dead the rest of the day i'm sick of doing this shit
i think my brain is incapable of self love or optimism about the future that lasts longer than 10-15 minutes before needing a week to recharge
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
i think my brain is incapable of self love or optimism about the future that lasts longer than 10-15 minutes before needing a week to recharge
that's absolutely none of my busieness
January 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
that's absolutely none of my busieness
i may not have stable mental health but at least i know how to pronounce Wrocław correctly
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i may not have stable mental health but at least i know how to pronounce Wrocław correctly
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This sounds terrible compared to the milf cereal: special k with the strawberries
January 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This sounds terrible compared to the milf cereal: special k with the strawberries
4. being born
3. breathing air
2. eating food at least once
1. having a human heart in your chest cavity
3. breathing air
2. eating food at least once
1. having a human heart in your chest cavity
January 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
4. being born
3. breathing air
2. eating food at least once
1. having a human heart in your chest cavity
3. breathing air
2. eating food at least once
1. having a human heart in your chest cavity
i'm demanding people get literally any insults for the nazis in power that are not SWERFy or TERFy. i see your shit about calling these women "ugly" because of their gender affirming procedures, calling them "hos" and "whores". SWers and us trans people notice. we remember. you aren't trustworthy.
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i'm demanding people get literally any insults for the nazis in power that are not SWERFy or TERFy. i see your shit about calling these women "ugly" because of their gender affirming procedures, calling them "hos" and "whores". SWers and us trans people notice. we remember. you aren't trustworthy.
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Going home after a long day of making mighty spells while hammers fell like ringing bells so I can make brief robotic love to my comely dwarfwife
January 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Going home after a long day of making mighty spells while hammers fell like ringing bells so I can make brief robotic love to my comely dwarfwife
soft-launching a new gf using a very large pneumatic cannon and a huge pile of pillows
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
soft-launching a new gf using a very large pneumatic cannon and a huge pile of pillows
TGIF baybee! (this girl is fuckin-tired)
January 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
TGIF baybee! (this girl is fuckin-tired)
i have an auditory processing disorder where i keep hearing you talk when what i should be hearing is nothing out of your mouth
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
i have an auditory processing disorder where i keep hearing you talk when what i should be hearing is nothing out of your mouth
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i'm so glad i'm old enough to not give a shit who anyone else is friends with. so what if that person is a piece of shit? your problem to deal with not mine, and if you try to make their bullshit my problem we're not friends either
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
i'm so glad i'm old enough to not give a shit who anyone else is friends with. so what if that person is a piece of shit? your problem to deal with not mine, and if you try to make their bullshit my problem we're not friends either
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hi! i would like to reup my request for ANY AND ALL PEOPLE FIGHTING DATA CENTERS IN THEIR COMMUNITIES TO PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME
i am now covering data center conflicts for @heatmap.news
my email is jael@heatmap.news
i am now covering data center conflicts for @heatmap.news
my email is jael@heatmap.news
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
hi! i would like to reup my request for ANY AND ALL PEOPLE FIGHTING DATA CENTERS IN THEIR COMMUNITIES TO PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME
i am now covering data center conflicts for @heatmap.news
my email is jael@heatmap.news
i am now covering data center conflicts for @heatmap.news
my email is jael@heatmap.news