Who says the spooky season ever truly ends?
Who tells phantoms to stop dragging their chains?
Who says goblins should cease playing their games?
Who tells witches to halt casting their spells?
Who says monsters must quit scaring us all?
Whoever might, tell them the haunt goes on.

Your orthographic nemesis

Interesting! This type of thing happens to me pretty often. I often have to go back and insert characters, even though I write a lot by hand. It doesn't happen when I type either. Something about planning the movement of the pen...

Oh, I think that's been on my reading list for a while! Thanks, I'll definitely give it a try!

Omg, this is me. Most people respond really well to kindness but every so often, a poor soul mistakes me for a sucker and finds out I can turn it off as easily as I can stop holding my breath.

The double headaches of iron deficiency and caffeine deprivation.

Also the double constipation from taking iron supplements and caffeine deprivation.

That’s why we rest our bitch faces most of the time, to avoid the pain.

you could have decided to be better, but you didn't, and then when your kids do it's time to bring in THE ENTIRE MURDER MACHINE THAT IS THE STATE to punish them for being queer, or autistic, or uninterested in your car-dealership dynasty, or willing to date outside their race

and there is maybe no greater sense of betrayal than being abused your whole life and told you'll get your turn as the big bad patriarch/matriarch playing with your own little puppets, only to have them turn around and say "i don't have to take this" — because *you* didn't have to take it, either