Tim Horne
horne.beer
Tim Horne
@horne.beer
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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you dont have to solve the worlds problems. just find someone to stand next to
July 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The original anecdote
May 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Today, be the Steve you want to see in the world.
May 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Ok seriously, when is Ashton Kutcher coming out to let us know we’re being punk’d?
May 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Apparently the gateway drug on Apple Music to an all night Eve 6 and Staind fest is to play Bad Day by Fuel. (nocomplaints)
February 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”

Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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January 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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i feel like posting this every once in a while reminds people that this exists and has a name
January 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Rest in peace to Submariner LT James Earl Carter Jr, USN (Ret). Carter, the only U.S. President to graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy, leaves a legacy of service. The USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23), a Seawolf-class fast-attack submarine, carries his name in honor of his dedication to our nation.
December 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM