Horatio Hayes
@horatiohayes.bsky.social
Observer of life, the universe, and everything
Trump says Venezuela took US oil. The oil located in… checks notes… Venezuela. Umm…
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Trump says Venezuela took US oil. The oil located in… checks notes… Venezuela. Umm…
Since Trump likes having things named after him so much anyone have any ideas a a disease we can name after him. Something to really remember him by.
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Since Trump likes having things named after him so much anyone have any ideas a a disease we can name after him. Something to really remember him by.
Slight correction:
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December 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Grandpa got into the Adderall
I didn’t watch, was playing with Lego.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
December 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Grandpa got into the Adderall
So the ballroom will now cost $400 Million. You know where the cost will end up don’t you…
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
So the ballroom will now cost $400 Million. You know where the cost will end up don’t you…
If I ever become extraordinarily wealthy I want a vault like Scrooge McDuck but filled with M&Ms
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
If I ever become extraordinarily wealthy I want a vault like Scrooge McDuck but filled with M&Ms
Don’t worry I understand the Stockmarket is higher than ever so somebody’s making money
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Don’t worry I understand the Stockmarket is higher than ever so somebody’s making money
Susie Trump. Sorry Susie Wiles spills the beans on dysfunctional cabinet, drug use by world’s richest man, and the impaired personality of the President.
She’s loving every minute of it!
She’s loving every minute of it!
December 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Susie Trump. Sorry Susie Wiles spills the beans on dysfunctional cabinet, drug use by world’s richest man, and the impaired personality of the President.
She’s loving every minute of it!
She’s loving every minute of it!
My New Year’s resolution will be to get by with one or two pencils instead of my usual 37.
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My New Year’s resolution will be to get by with one or two pencils instead of my usual 37.
How do you defend this if you are MAGA Just “stand by me”, don’t be a “Misery”, sometimes your such a “Princess Bride”, hey it’s on my “Bucket list”, it’s just “The American President”…
I say if only there were “A few good men”
#trump
I say if only there were “A few good men”
#trump
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How do you defend this if you are MAGA Just “stand by me”, don’t be a “Misery”, sometimes your such a “Princess Bride”, hey it’s on my “Bucket list”, it’s just “The American President”…
I say if only there were “A few good men”
#trump
I say if only there were “A few good men”
#trump
BBC wondering if it’s just the usual donation to the Trump “library” to make lawsuit go away
#trump
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#trump
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Donald Trump sues BBC for at least $5bn over edit of January 6 speech
President accuses corporation of ‘putting words in my mouth’ in Panorama clip broadcast before 2024 election
www.theguardian.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
BBC wondering if it’s just the usual donation to the Trump “library” to make lawsuit go away
#trump
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#trump
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Just a few months after Charlie Kirk’s murder Trump writes this. To Trump all life is transactional.
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.
From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.
From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just a few months after Charlie Kirk’s murder Trump writes this. To Trump all life is transactional.
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.
From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.
From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
Sure get Clinton in. Perhaps it’s more important to have the current President testify before former Presidents.
The Republican chairman of the Oversight Committee has refused to excuse Bill and Hillary Clinton from appearing in person for depositions in the Epstein investigation. It is the starkest example yet of House Republicans’ attempt to shift focus away from President Trump and onto prominent Democrats.
Inside the Clintons’ Fight to Avoid Testifying in the House Epstein Inquiry
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Sure get Clinton in. Perhaps it’s more important to have the current President testify before former Presidents.
First there’s the male pregnancy thing now morning dances with their partner. Are male seahorses just looking for ways to make us look bad.
More performative seahorse hustle-bro influencer bullshit 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
First there’s the male pregnancy thing now morning dances with their partner. Are male seahorses just looking for ways to make us look bad.
He wanted a compliant Russian style Congress. And got one.
First he wanted a parade. No one came.
Then he wanted a Jumbo. Qatar obliged.
Then he wanted a ballroom. That’s a mess.
Now he wants an Arc.
He’s like a toddler who wants a different toy every day. When is Congress going to do its job and protect the country from this maniac?
Then he wanted a Jumbo. Qatar obliged.
Then he wanted a ballroom. That’s a mess.
Now he wants an Arc.
He’s like a toddler who wants a different toy every day. When is Congress going to do its job and protect the country from this maniac?
December 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
He wanted a compliant Russian style Congress. And got one.
We regulated guns. We came together and decided a small sacrifice was needed so others didn’t have to make an ultimate sacrifice.
It’s not perfect there’s still moments of sorrow but to do nothing is to accept that weapon is more important than someone’s loved one or yours.
It’s not perfect there’s still moments of sorrow but to do nothing is to accept that weapon is more important than someone’s loved one or yours.
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
We regulated guns. We came together and decided a small sacrifice was needed so others didn’t have to make an ultimate sacrifice.
It’s not perfect there’s still moments of sorrow but to do nothing is to accept that weapon is more important than someone’s loved one or yours.
It’s not perfect there’s still moments of sorrow but to do nothing is to accept that weapon is more important than someone’s loved one or yours.
My country has not seen significant gun violence on this scale for years. The reforms we made, made a difference to reduce deaths. We also will need to do more to tackle hate. Our rich cultural diversity is a strength.
My heart goes out to those affected by this horrific event and their family.
My heart goes out to those affected by this horrific event and their family.
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My country has not seen significant gun violence on this scale for years. The reforms we made, made a difference to reduce deaths. We also will need to do more to tackle hate. Our rich cultural diversity is a strength.
My heart goes out to those affected by this horrific event and their family.
My heart goes out to those affected by this horrific event and their family.
I for one would love to see the evidence which has been promised for 5 years and not shared in more than 60 court cases on the election.
So when are we getting it? Two weeks maybe. Oh…
#trump
So when are we getting it? Two weeks maybe. Oh…
#trump
Donald, STFU, you obsessive, brain-addled old fool. There are many horrible things happening right now (shootings, a bad economy, murdering fishermen, kidnappings), and all you can think about is your sore-loser lies about winning an election five years ago. You're not well.
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I for one would love to see the evidence which has been promised for 5 years and not shared in more than 60 court cases on the election.
So when are we getting it? Two weeks maybe. Oh…
#trump
So when are we getting it? Two weeks maybe. Oh…
#trump
In my experience people who have had to take three cognitive exams don’t usually keep repeating that they’ve had to take three cognitive exams.
Time for a fourth?
#trump
Time for a fourth?
#trump
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
In my experience people who have had to take three cognitive exams don’t usually keep repeating that they’ve had to take three cognitive exams.
Time for a fourth?
#trump
Time for a fourth?
#trump
Wombats: we want our poop to be cube shaped
Others:……
Others:……
At the inaugural species draft:
HUMANS: we want thumbs for our phones!
BEARS: we want to sleep off our holiday weight every year!
SEAGULLS: we want to steal French fries anytime anywhere!
OYSTERS: we want to turn our irritation into priceless jewels!
HUMANS: wait
HUMANS: we want thumbs for our phones!
BEARS: we want to sleep off our holiday weight every year!
SEAGULLS: we want to steal French fries anytime anywhere!
OYSTERS: we want to turn our irritation into priceless jewels!
HUMANS: wait
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Wombats: we want our poop to be cube shaped
Others:……
Others:……
An advent calendar but every day is a trades person who arrives on time, completes the job, and charges what they quoted.
An advent calendar but every day is a brand new nightmare
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
An advent calendar but every day is a trades person who arrives on time, completes the job, and charges what they quoted.
Don’t worry I know a man who can do pardon for you, a real nice pardon…for a price
Crypto mogul Do Kwon sentenced to 15 years in prison for fraud
Crypto mogul Do Kwon sentenced to 15 years in prison for fraud
Co-founder of Singapore-based Terraform Labs given more jail time by US judge than prosecutors sought
Do Kwon, the entrepreneur behind two cryptocurrencies that lost $40bn (£29.8bn) three years ago and caused the sector to crash, has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for fraud.
The South Korean, 34, had pleaded guilty to two counts of US charges of conspiracy to defraud and wire fraud. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Don’t worry I know a man who can do pardon for you, a real nice pardon…for a price