Horatio Hayes
horatiohayes.bsky.social
Horatio Hayes
@horatiohayes.bsky.social
Observer of life, the universe, and everything
Since Trump likes having things named after him so much anyone have any ideas a a disease we can name after him. Something to really remember him by.
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So the ballroom will now cost $400 Million. You know where the cost will end up don’t you…
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Don’t worry I understand the Stockmarket is higher than ever so somebody’s making money
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Just a few months after Charlie Kirk’s murder Trump writes this. To Trump all life is transactional.
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.

From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Maybe we could abolish hair transplants instead #musk
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Biden every time he sees Trump falling asleep during a meeting
#trump
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This would look so much better written in calibri. Look at this mess I can’t even read it.
#trump
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Trump: “But they use the word affordability and that's their only word. They say, Affordability.”
Ok two options here he didn’t listen to the rest of what they said besides affordability OR and hear me out, he fell asleep.
#trump
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Hmm getting upset about AI generated content but using a cartoon for your profile picture 🤔
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
So anyone can say “oh yeah it was a Obama-Biden type set up” and bam, you get a pardon. Good to know…
#trump
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Ok I just need to clarify, from One Nations perspective having Barnaby is a plus.
#auspol
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Every President loves a good banner. Lucky you don’t need to print the truth on them.
#trump
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Only a billionaire would think “Affordability” is a made up word.
#trump
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Go to One Nation Barnaby; your drunk.
#auspol
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Same energy
#trump
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
When your kid receives a made up participation award at school.
#trump
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hmm I wish I could work out who benefits from Trump lowering vehicle efficiency, I mean using more fuel costs more money. Hmm….
#trump
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Now FIFA’s awarded a Peace Prize to Trump I think the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence doesn’t sound so stupid.
#trump
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My Spotify listening age
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Hmm seems like deporting “the worst of the worst” is more of a guideline
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Shhh grandpa’s sleeping
#trump
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Look out for the follow up book - “Franklin becomes a war criminal”
#politics
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Grandpa’s having language issues again.
#trump
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Trump pardons Gobble the turkey but Waddle has mysteriously gone missing.
Some say he had information about Epstein. Release the turkey!
#trump
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM