Horatio Hayes
@horatiohayes.bsky.social
Observer of life, the universe, and everything
Since Trump likes having things named after him so much anyone have any ideas a a disease we can name after him. Something to really remember him by.
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Since Trump likes having things named after him so much anyone have any ideas a a disease we can name after him. Something to really remember him by.
So the ballroom will now cost $400 Million. You know where the cost will end up don’t you…
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
So the ballroom will now cost $400 Million. You know where the cost will end up don’t you…
Don’t worry I understand the Stockmarket is higher than ever so somebody’s making money
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Don’t worry I understand the Stockmarket is higher than ever so somebody’s making money
Just a few months after Charlie Kirk’s murder Trump writes this. To Trump all life is transactional.
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.
From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.
From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just a few months after Charlie Kirk’s murder Trump writes this. To Trump all life is transactional.
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.
From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
Imagine Trump holds your hand and says this to you. I for one would wonder about his humanity.
From me, thank you Rob for all the joy you brought to the world.
#trump
Trump: “But they use the word affordability and that's their only word. They say, Affordability.”
Ok two options here he didn’t listen to the rest of what they said besides affordability OR and hear me out, he fell asleep.
#trump
Ok two options here he didn’t listen to the rest of what they said besides affordability OR and hear me out, he fell asleep.
#trump
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Trump: “But they use the word affordability and that's their only word. They say, Affordability.”
Ok two options here he didn’t listen to the rest of what they said besides affordability OR and hear me out, he fell asleep.
#trump
Ok two options here he didn’t listen to the rest of what they said besides affordability OR and hear me out, he fell asleep.
#trump
Hmm getting upset about AI generated content but using a cartoon for your profile picture 🤔
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Hmm getting upset about AI generated content but using a cartoon for your profile picture 🤔
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
Now FIFA’s awarded a Peace Prize to Trump I think the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence doesn’t sound so stupid.
#trump
#trump
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Now FIFA’s awarded a Peace Prize to Trump I think the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence doesn’t sound so stupid.
#trump
#trump
My Spotify listening age
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My Spotify listening age
Hmm seems like deporting “the worst of the worst” is more of a guideline
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Hmm seems like deporting “the worst of the worst” is more of a guideline
Trump pardons Gobble the turkey but Waddle has mysteriously gone missing.
Some say he had information about Epstein. Release the turkey!
#trump
Some say he had information about Epstein. Release the turkey!
#trump
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Trump pardons Gobble the turkey but Waddle has mysteriously gone missing.
Some say he had information about Epstein. Release the turkey!
#trump
Some say he had information about Epstein. Release the turkey!
#trump