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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
KERRVILLE, TX—Promising grieving Texans he would do everything in his power to make things right in the wake of last week’s deadly floods, Sen. Ted Cruz assured his constituents Wednesday that he was working tirelessly to get the rest of his Greek vacation refunded. “I have spent countless hours on the phone persuading Capital One […]
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July 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Found a police training video about satanism & it’s the most amazing thing. Here’s an edit.
Music is my track ‘Heartslow’, which just so happens to be out tomorrow.
Music is my track ‘Heartslow’, which just so happens to be out tomorrow.
July 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Found a police training video about satanism & it’s the most amazing thing. Here’s an edit.
Music is my track ‘Heartslow’, which just so happens to be out tomorrow.
Music is my track ‘Heartslow’, which just so happens to be out tomorrow.
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This is still our country. We must fight to take it back from these corrupt people.
Yes it’s a simple statement.
If we do nothing then what?
Yes it’s a simple statement.
If we do nothing then what?
May 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is still our country. We must fight to take it back from these corrupt people.
Yes it’s a simple statement.
If we do nothing then what?
Yes it’s a simple statement.
If we do nothing then what?
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
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Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Ma...
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May 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
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This child screaming on the @denver-nuggets.bsky.social altitude sports broadcast is killing the vibe
April 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This child screaming on the @denver-nuggets.bsky.social altitude sports broadcast is killing the vibe
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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...
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March 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
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Vito beat out nearly 2,000 other dogs to become the first pug to win the National Dog Show. The two-year-old pup became a sensation on Thursday, when the competition, which was held earlier this month, was broadcast on NBC after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...
November 29, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Vito beat out nearly 2,000 other dogs to become the first pug to win the National Dog Show. The two-year-old pup became a sensation on Thursday, when the competition, which was held earlier this month, was broadcast on NBC after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...
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