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Dangit I was just crying at the stupid Rocket mortgage commercial... 😖😅
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Dangit I was just crying at the stupid Rocket mortgage commercial... 😖😅
Para social relationship with the Mistplay lady
January 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Para social relationship with the Mistplay lady
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I think at this point we realize we should have stuck with MySpace.
January 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think at this point we realize we should have stuck with MySpace.
Does anyone else have an irrational fear of dropping their phone down an elevator shaft?
December 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Does anyone else have an irrational fear of dropping their phone down an elevator shaft?
Are there any triplets that are identical except for one? Cuz that'd be awkward....
December 23, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Are there any triplets that are identical except for one? Cuz that'd be awkward....
I'm offering financial planning services targeted specifically to winners of reality show prize money.
December 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I'm offering financial planning services targeted specifically to winners of reality show prize money.
Off-brand tootsie rolls
December 21, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Off-brand tootsie rolls
Siri voiced by drunk Lucille Ball in the later years
December 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Siri voiced by drunk Lucille Ball in the later years
I like to imagine an alternate reality with an OJ Sampson who's a glasses and cardigan wearing chess champion driving a mustang who also isn't a murderer
December 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I like to imagine an alternate reality with an OJ Sampson who's a glasses and cardigan wearing chess champion driving a mustang who also isn't a murderer
Full of cookies n vinegar
December 18, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Full of cookies n vinegar
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
December 18, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Warholian dystopia
December 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Warholian dystopia
My life's mission is to get Keira Knightley cast as Eliza Dolittle
December 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
My life's mission is to get Keira Knightley cast as Eliza Dolittle
Funny hat day at DUI court
December 18, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Funny hat day at DUI court