Oh absolutely, obviously a pale blue eyed Jesus born on December 25 who was staunchly pro-America! Come on people, get it right! It's not about some fat hippie with long hair and an unkempt beard who creepily sneaks into people's houses giving out free presents willy nilly to slackers!

OMG I can't stop laughing about this

As long as Tim Curry is involved I am there for it

Roller disco birthing classes