The wild thing for me is that Drake literally BEGGED for this. Taylor Made Freestyle was him on his knees asking for Kendrick to diss him. FAFO I guess...

For anyone at the superbowl in person tonight, don’t forget to play a fun game of “spot the sniper”

(For those who live in countries without rampant gun violence, most major sporting events have snipers stationed on the roof of the arena)

Say Drake

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

The PSN outage wouldn't have happened if PlayStation remastered Bloodborne

If a wine drunk Taylor Swift was stanky legging to a song written by my biggest opp while he went up to collect his fifth award for it, you would never see nor hear from me again.

Saving the world before bedtime

*inviting my date back to my place*

"I have two dozen eggs."

Vivek Ramaswamy never thought….🐆

Ketamine Kaiser Kan’t help himself.

TikTok's consistent praise of Trump through this process represents one of three things: 1) the actual political beliefs held by those running the company; 2) a way to stroke Trump's ego to get back online; or 3) part of the express terms of their agreement. No matter what, it's a scary grift.

Now I'm more convinced than ever...

Tinfoil hat theory:

The slightly earlier shutdown of TikTok was a backdoor deal with Trump to maximize the amount of time the app was down during the Biden administration and artificially make the potential deal with Trump that much more "welcome"

So...