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have you ever cooked crack in an airfryer
have you ever cooked crack in an airfryer
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The leadership of this country across the board sucks both on a national and statewide level. An embarrassment to the people.
*taps the sign*
Not sure what “Midwest” flavored bratwurst is but fuck it we ball. When I asked the butcher for a hint he just giggled. Also picked up a batch of rootbeer and cherry flavored brats.
We love a mad lad with a meat grinder In this house.
We love a mad lad with a meat grinder In this house.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not sure what “Midwest” flavored bratwurst is but fuck it we ball. When I asked the butcher for a hint he just giggled. Also picked up a batch of rootbeer and cherry flavored brats.
We love a mad lad with a meat grinder In this house.
We love a mad lad with a meat grinder In this house.
My downstairs neighbor just came to my apartment and offered me a big tumbler of aguafresca. When I asked what the flavor was they said ‘Frieza’.
Good enough, thanks neighbors!
Good enough, thanks neighbors!
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My downstairs neighbor just came to my apartment and offered me a big tumbler of aguafresca. When I asked what the flavor was they said ‘Frieza’.
Good enough, thanks neighbors!
Good enough, thanks neighbors!
Doing a virtual marathon and gave myself 2years to walk 250 miles. Im down to less than a quarter of that and if I set my treadmill up I might be able to knock that out after NYE. I have one more voucher for another marathon and im thinking of something in the 500+ mile range. Is that too much?
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Doing a virtual marathon and gave myself 2years to walk 250 miles. Im down to less than a quarter of that and if I set my treadmill up I might be able to knock that out after NYE. I have one more voucher for another marathon and im thinking of something in the 500+ mile range. Is that too much?
The only attractive man with a neckbeard 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The only attractive man with a neckbeard 🤼
They’re gonna bag him arent they? Renee you and Nora finally get to go on vacation! 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They’re gonna bag him arent they? Renee you and Nora finally get to go on vacation! 🤼
Wait, Wednesday? Do people cook their turkey a day ahead and just warm it up on Thanksgiving?
My coworker just messaged me on teams on a Sunday morning to remind me to take my turkey out of the brine and put in the fridge to dry out in time to cook on Wednesday. Ma’am, its a turkey breast sitting in 3 cans of fourloko. We’re not taking things seriously over here.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Wait, Wednesday? Do people cook their turkey a day ahead and just warm it up on Thanksgiving?
My coworker just messaged me on teams on a Sunday morning to remind me to take my turkey out of the brine and put in the fridge to dry out in time to cook on Wednesday. Ma’am, its a turkey breast sitting in 3 cans of fourloko. We’re not taking things seriously over here.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My coworker just messaged me on teams on a Sunday morning to remind me to take my turkey out of the brine and put in the fridge to dry out in time to cook on Wednesday. Ma’am, its a turkey breast sitting in 3 cans of fourloko. We’re not taking things seriously over here.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE ON MY PHONE?
FOG ALERT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
FOG ALERT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE ON MY PHONE?
FOG ALERT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
FOG ALERT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
How long have schools been teaching kids how to read incorrectly? Is this a new math situation? We really are manifesting ’Idiocracy’ arent we?
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
How long have schools been teaching kids how to read incorrectly? Is this a new math situation? We really are manifesting ’Idiocracy’ arent we?
I think living in a major metro area then moving to a city surrounded by farmland is taking some getting used to. It’s not just the white people, there were more white people in Vegas by count, but it’s the tamping down or commodification of any other culture that’s getting to me.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I think living in a major metro area then moving to a city surrounded by farmland is taking some getting used to. It’s not just the white people, there were more white people in Vegas by count, but it’s the tamping down or commodification of any other culture that’s getting to me.
Woke up homesick and decided to check up on a hood favorite….FAT BOY in Las Vegas. They used to have multiple locations pre covid but they all didn’t make it. Like a lot of california burger/taco stands it’s nothing fancy, just good food for cheap. The prices have not changed in over a decade.
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November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Woke up homesick and decided to check up on a hood favorite….FAT BOY in Las Vegas. They used to have multiple locations pre covid but they all didn’t make it. Like a lot of california burger/taco stands it’s nothing fancy, just good food for cheap. The prices have not changed in over a decade.
Some 20 year old calling Skullgirls a titty fighter and saying it contributed to the degradation of the world? (gaming?) Nigga you were 7 when the game came out. Shut the fuck up.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Some 20 year old calling Skullgirls a titty fighter and saying it contributed to the degradation of the world? (gaming?) Nigga you were 7 when the game came out. Shut the fuck up.
Double magnesium'd up and I still gotta do my facial routine, brush my teeth and put a load of clothes in the dryer before the night takes me.
It's like playing Russian roulette with consciousness.
It's like playing Russian roulette with consciousness.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Double magnesium'd up and I still gotta do my facial routine, brush my teeth and put a load of clothes in the dryer before the night takes me.
It's like playing Russian roulette with consciousness.
It's like playing Russian roulette with consciousness.
This sums up my 30s succinctly.
Its the danger of death that *makes me horny*
“You cannot be horny for this monster/scp/etc, it will kill you” I do not give a single Kentucky fried fuck !!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This sums up my 30s succinctly.
Considering it's the same shit just in different fonts.. yeah. 💦💦
The concept of pre-cum is so funny. Like we both wet in here? That’s crazy!
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Considering it's the same shit just in different fonts.. yeah. 💦💦
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social I didnt mean vintage as a slight. I love seeing people confident in their bodies in my age range
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social I didnt mean vintage as a slight. I love seeing people confident in their bodies in my age range
Shoutouts to the heavy hangers. I love seeing a good vintage tid out and about.
Titties that hang too! We are FORTY!
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Shoutouts to the heavy hangers. I love seeing a good vintage tid out and about.
I cant comment on that Miss Piggy art by Jess or Dr. Umar will get me but ummm… yeah 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I cant comment on that Miss Piggy art by Jess or Dr. Umar will get me but ummm… yeah 🥰
I worked IT in undergrad because personal computers werent strong enough to render video and 3D yet and I lived in the lab; the job showed me that I learned systems fast, liked problem-solving and helping people. Eventually I failed upwards with very niche domain knowledge.
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I worked IT in undergrad because personal computers werent strong enough to render video and 3D yet and I lived in the lab; the job showed me that I learned systems fast, liked problem-solving and helping people. Eventually I failed upwards with very niche domain knowledge.
The checkout clerk at Hmart looked at the stickers on my nalgene bottle, saw the whiskey rabbit ones and just whispered “me too”
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November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The checkout clerk at Hmart looked at the stickers on my nalgene bottle, saw the whiskey rabbit ones and just whispered “me too”
whiskey-rabbit.myshopify.com
whiskey-rabbit.myshopify.com
LETS GO COLLIDERS! 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
LETS GO COLLIDERS! 🤼
Now that I've lived a bit more and had a shift in perspective Chance's 'Coloring Book' was the right amount of God fearing Chicago ass music and I feel bad for how much we clowned this man for 'The Big Day' after being a whole ass wife guy and watching his marriage fail. That was mean spirited.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Now that I've lived a bit more and had a shift in perspective Chance's 'Coloring Book' was the right amount of God fearing Chicago ass music and I feel bad for how much we clowned this man for 'The Big Day' after being a whole ass wife guy and watching his marriage fail. That was mean spirited.
SHARK STEAK FOR DINNER.. YEEEAH BOI!
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
SHARK STEAK FOR DINNER.. YEEEAH BOI!
I need to stop buying things when im unhappy because the dopamine bump isnt worth the guilt I feel for “wasting money”. I could be doing more for people who need help vs buying dumb shit because im lonely. Its ok to want things, but lately a lot of it for me has been consumerism to fill a void.
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I need to stop buying things when im unhappy because the dopamine bump isnt worth the guilt I feel for “wasting money”. I could be doing more for people who need help vs buying dumb shit because im lonely. Its ok to want things, but lately a lot of it for me has been consumerism to fill a void.
As much of a smark dickhead that I own up to being I do not want to see Kenny, or any other wrestlers, “retire” like Terry Funk or Flair. If he wants to quietly fade away and live the rest of his days peacefully and in relative good health, please let him. 🤼
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As much of a smark dickhead that I own up to being I do not want to see Kenny, or any other wrestlers, “retire” like Terry Funk or Flair. If he wants to quietly fade away and live the rest of his days peacefully and in relative good health, please let him. 🤼