Sometimes my fridge is scary. Some mornings I’m like what IS THAT a heart or a liver? Never a dull moment though. I should get better at labeling things

This is the same dude that called Nshima “African polenta” because he didnt know how to pronounce Nshima. Adventurous eater; has no desire to talk to people in the culture or learn anything.

Consume consume consume.

Oh its the default here unless they feel like you can handle “mexican style”. I once got a quesadilla with white cheese inside covered in queso blanco with a big dollop of sour cream/shredded lettuce/diced tomato on the side.…and someone told me that was the best place in town

Hi, how do I notate it's a microbatch so my card gets charged the correct amount, or can I just tip the $5 fee and notate the order?

oh my ipads are ancient so im not worried about them, im just frustrated. I dont think I need a tablet or appletv anymore but I still like the laptops. I'm getting more disillusioned about the phones/watches due to boring hardware and feel like our phones arent going to be supported much longer

I've been doing that for a while and even started buying used hardware but each OS update is getting more bloated and with shitty design decisions, dark user patterns, AI bullshit, etc.

I dont know how much longer I can do this.

Same but with a 12. Im disgruntled with the decision the company is going in though and thinking of ditching the ecosystem entirely (watch/appletv/ipad/macbook). The problem is everything “easy” sucks so bad (software wise).

Not your fault, just be mindful

I knew a girl in college who was convinced that Black people were less evolved humans and had vestigial tails. She passionately made arguments to me based on phrenology + shit her pappy told her. She followed me around for a year asking to see my tail, so maybe this joke is a little too on the nose.

My body goals are simple:

Do not perceive me
Small enough to skydive, large enough to be left alone
Put the ‘fun’ back in function strength
Perpetual fuck machine

what a lead in sentence

Ok but how does Alvarez and Corny feel about it?

I have a grinder and sausage attachments for my kitchenaid but dont know where to get casings around here. I really want to make eggnog Weißwurst or some other cursed shit.

Thats just good science. *nods in solidarity*

Im on the hunt for a tofurkey box this year because I need to pregame a little joy separate from the big gathering.

Stat has areas she can improve in, they both do, but that crowd was dead and you cant say someone is bad because they arent your favorite. Bffr.

I saw people calling Stat and Mercedes bad. People just typing to type.