Lexaprogrammer
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Lexaprogrammer
@homeforinfinitelosers.online
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have you ever cooked crack in an airfryer
Sometimes my fridge is scary. Some mornings I’m like what IS THAT a heart or a liver? Never a dull moment though. I should get better at labeling things
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is the same dude that called Nshima “African polenta” because he didnt know how to pronounce Nshima. Adventurous eater; has no desire to talk to people in the culture or learn anything.

Consume consume consume.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh its the default here unless they feel like you can handle “mexican style”. I once got a quesadilla with white cheese inside covered in queso blanco with a big dollop of sour cream/shredded lettuce/diced tomato on the side.…and someone told me that was the best place in town
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hi, how do I notate it's a microbatch so my card gets charged the correct amount, or can I just tip the $5 fee and notate the order?
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
oh my ipads are ancient so im not worried about them, im just frustrated. I dont think I need a tablet or appletv anymore but I still like the laptops. I'm getting more disillusioned about the phones/watches due to boring hardware and feel like our phones arent going to be supported much longer
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I've been doing that for a while and even started buying used hardware but each OS update is getting more bloated and with shitty design decisions, dark user patterns, AI bullshit, etc.

I dont know how much longer I can do this.
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Same but with a 12. Im disgruntled with the decision the company is going in though and thinking of ditching the ecosystem entirely (watch/appletv/ipad/macbook). The problem is everything “easy” sucks so bad (software wise).
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Not your fault, just be mindful
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I knew a girl in college who was convinced that Black people were less evolved humans and had vestigial tails. She passionately made arguments to me based on phrenology + shit her pappy told her. She followed me around for a year asking to see my tail, so maybe this joke is a little too on the nose.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My body goals are simple:

Do not perceive me
Small enough to skydive, large enough to be left alone
Put the ‘fun’ back in function strength
Perpetual fuck machine
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
They’re gonna bag him arent they? Renee you and Nora finally get to go on vacation! 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
what a lead in sentence
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ok but how does Alvarez and Corny feel about it?
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have a grinder and sausage attachments for my kitchenaid but dont know where to get casings around here. I really want to make eggnog Weißwurst or some other cursed shit.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Thats just good science. *nods in solidarity*
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Im on the hunt for a tofurkey box this year because I need to pregame a little joy separate from the big gathering.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Stat has areas she can improve in, they both do, but that crowd was dead and you cant say someone is bad because they arent your favorite. Bffr.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I saw people calling Stat and Mercedes bad. People just typing to type.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM