holydongbird
@holydongbird.bsky.social
bird is the word 🐓🐓🐓
please call me bird, i use she/her pronouns. i like to make fanart, fanfic, talk about those old senseis from that one show, occasional rants about education, and movies and music. so glad to be here!
please call me bird, i use she/her pronouns. i like to make fanart, fanfic, talk about those old senseis from that one show, occasional rants about education, and movies and music. so glad to be here!
my new hobby: looking at shitty sensei wolf wattpad covers and laughing my ass off so hard i forget i’m writing a glorified choose your own adventure reader insert.
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
my new hobby: looking at shitty sensei wolf wattpad covers and laughing my ass off so hard i forget i’m writing a glorified choose your own adventure reader insert.
omfg bsky is so BORING
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
omfg bsky is so BORING
what if instead of programming this i cried
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
what if instead of programming this i cried
aaand... miss.. elle woods. who was kind enough to send in a HEADSHOT.
i've been hearing "hedgehog" ALL THIS TIME. AND PICTURING HER MAILING THEM SONIC. lmfao.
i've been hearing "hedgehog" ALL THIS TIME. AND PICTURING HER MAILING THEM SONIC. lmfao.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
aaand... miss.. elle woods. who was kind enough to send in a HEADSHOT.
i've been hearing "hedgehog" ALL THIS TIME. AND PICTURING HER MAILING THEM SONIC. lmfao.
i've been hearing "hedgehog" ALL THIS TIME. AND PICTURING HER MAILING THEM SONIC. lmfao.
DONT HUMOR ME WITH KIIIIINDNEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! THERE'S NOTHING KIND ABOUT A HUNDRED SMALL BETRAYAAALSS!!!
September 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
DONT HUMOR ME WITH KIIIIINDNEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! THERE'S NOTHING KIND ABOUT A HUNDRED SMALL BETRAYAAALSS!!!
girl fuck you NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN SPREADSHEETS
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
girl fuck you NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN SPREADSHEETS
OH YEAH. let's go.
September 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
OH YEAH. let's go.
i don't even know why i feel more socially isolated than i was in covid. i hate this :(
September 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i don't even know why i feel more socially isolated than i was in covid. i hate this :(
i am sasha fierce, but in the disc 1 way.
September 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i am sasha fierce, but in the disc 1 way.
"yknow johnny... ive always taken it easy on you... because i had a soft spot for youbutthingschange."
this line delivery is SO confusing, lmfao.
this line delivery is SO confusing, lmfao.
September 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"yknow johnny... ive always taken it easy on you... because i had a soft spot for youbutthingschange."
this line delivery is SO confusing, lmfao.
this line delivery is SO confusing, lmfao.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how to not feel guilty about sharing things with friends? simple. stop sharing things with friends and post every waking thought on an app no one will look at: bluesky dot com. and so it goes.
September 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how to not feel guilty about sharing things with friends? simple. stop sharing things with friends and post every waking thought on an app no one will look at: bluesky dot com. and so it goes.
hi bluesky. if nobody is going to listen to me on twitter dot com i will at least "tweet" into a vacuum where i can be unashamedly prissy and loud. anyways, i think we deserved to walk sensei wolf like a dog on a leash. WHAT! who said that.
September 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hi bluesky. if nobody is going to listen to me on twitter dot com i will at least "tweet" into a vacuum where i can be unashamedly prissy and loud. anyways, i think we deserved to walk sensei wolf like a dog on a leash. WHAT! who said that.
“fuck you” is basic. it’s simple, it’s real, it will happen. “you’re just like my other best friend” is real. it’s happened to me. it will keep on happening to me
April 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“fuck you” is basic. it’s simple, it’s real, it will happen. “you’re just like my other best friend” is real. it’s happened to me. it will keep on happening to me
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That’s more like it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That’s more like it.
gfadkjfsgflshjh WHO IS THIS QUEEN IN THE SCIENCE BUILDING SMALL TALKING THE JANITOR AHAHAHAH????????
February 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
gfadkjfsgflshjh WHO IS THIS QUEEN IN THE SCIENCE BUILDING SMALL TALKING THE JANITOR AHAHAHAH????????
omfggggg WHYYYYYYY ARE WE DOING THIIIIISSS
January 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
omfggggg WHYYYYYYY ARE WE DOING THIIIIISSS
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I had delicious hashtags for breakfast
January 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I had delicious hashtags for breakfast
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Ladies and gentlemen: we did it
In email to X staff, Musk says "user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we're barely breaking even"; sources: banks plan to sell their debt in X (Wall Street Journal)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: we did it
this happens to me every saturday. i do this every saturday guys. haha. hahahhahahaha
January 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
this happens to me every saturday. i do this every saturday guys. haha. hahahhahahaha
bruce springsteen put CRACK into cover me and YALL WILL SLEEP ON THAT SONG LIKE IT'S A COLD PILLOW!!!!!
January 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
bruce springsteen put CRACK into cover me and YALL WILL SLEEP ON THAT SONG LIKE IT'S A COLD PILLOW!!!!!
john kreese is a different beast bc wdym his senile ass is getting it up and trucking on with the power of cigars and karate. and maybe a thing of whiskey or two. good sir what the fuck
January 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
john kreese is a different beast bc wdym his senile ass is getting it up and trucking on with the power of cigars and karate. and maybe a thing of whiskey or two. good sir what the fuck
(tory nichols voice) im done. IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
(tory nichols voice) im done. IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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listening to the audiobook version of waxing on (ralph's autobiography): he goes into SO MUCH detail about how they did the fly chopstick scene and it's SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
January 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
listening to the audiobook version of waxing on (ralph's autobiography): he goes into SO MUCH detail about how they did the fly chopstick scene and it's SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHA