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Lego Cobra Kai
@legocobrakai.bsky.social
Sending hashbrowns to the internet on Bluesky. It's an app on my smartphone.

(Not endorsed by LEGO Group. Minifigures are custom made on genuine LEGO parts.)
I'm an awesome girl dad! #CobraKai
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I couldn't find the stroller, man #CobraKai
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Slice first, slice hard. No anchovies, man! #CobraKai
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"I dunno how that got in there, man." #CobraKai
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That monkey stole my beer, man! #CobraKai
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Catch her, man! Catch her! #CobraKai
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"It's a couple glasses of Chardonnay and some light conversation. Unless you think he's better off here."
"Do not bid over 900, you asshat! It's like, uh, setting wallet on fire!"
#CobraKai
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"It's okay. Really. Maybe, uh, I confused friendship for love. I will watch Storage Wars now." #CobraKai
October 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"As a friend. Her heart lies somewhere else."
"Oh, Chozen, I'm so sorry."
"Yeah, that's... that's her loss."
#CobraKai
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"She says that she loves me." #CobraKai
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"From Kumiko. She apologizes for not returning my call. Says she... did not get message for long time. Ah. Problem with phone company." #CobraKai
October 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Excuse me. Mr. Toe-Gucki live here?"
"It's Toguchi."
"Oh, excuse me. Mr. Toguchi. Registered letter for you, sir."
#CobraKai
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"What about you? You just gonna toil away all day here?"
"No, I am binging Storage Wars. Only have 16 episodes left."
"You're gonna watch eight hours of people scavenging through abandoned storage units?"
#CobraKai
October 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Oh, there he is. Sensei with the green thumb." #CobraKai
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Ready?"
"I'm still not sure what we're supposed..."
"Fight!"
#CobraKai
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"I don't know how they do things in Austria, or Slovakia, or wherever the hell you from, but you in the Valley now, and we got a way of doing things around here."
"You're right. We'll settle it the old way."
"I'm glad you agree. Uh, wait. Um, what's the old way?"
#CobraKai
October 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"This dysfunction will cease. When I raise the microphone to resume the tournament, we will project complete professionalism."
"What do you mean, when you raise the microphone?"
#CobraKai
October 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"You also wanna roll back the clocks to when women couldn't vote?"
"If it'll shut you up, then yeah."
"Oh, you misogynistic..."
#CobraKai
October 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"We'll have one vegan food vendor. And 50% of all T-shirt sales will go to the Sekai Taikai discretionary fund." #CobraKai
October 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Enough! The mats will be red." #CobraKai
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"You weren't worried about cutting costs when you cut my blue mats."
"Your blue mats had a fungus that the lab deemed a health hazard."
#CobraKai
September 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"We cannot afford to pay for three different vegan food vendors."
"People need to eat, Gavin. This isn't the Fyre Festival."
#CobraKai
September 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
September 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Now that the senseis have agreed to finish the Sekai Taikai we must all work together to ensure this competition concludes without any more drama." #CobraKai
September 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Which is why I'm here, in the Valley." #CobraKai
September 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM