// hey, every one of you liberal mother fuckers who thinks that everything that’s going on is no big deal? You voted blue so it’s cool? It’ll shake itself out in the next “election”? Fuck you. You’re part of the problem, nestled in your privilege.

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Welcome back to DS9, Diners & Dives! Today we’re hittin’ Quark’s Bar and, dig this, sampling EVERY SINGLE ONE of his dishes!! All comped, of course!! I’m starting off with something called The Big Wacko and all I can say is it is ABSOLUTELY on fire!! LITERALLY!!

Welcome back to DS9, Diners & Dives! Today we’re hittin’ a KLINGON spot that, get this, USED to be a ROMULAN spot until the owners fell on some painsticks & were forced to sell! Check it tho, before THAT it was a Bajouran LAUNDROMAT/NOODLESHOP that specialized in hard cider! Originally a bathhouse,

Down on the Promenade there’s a diner, used to be owned by a couple of Breen, who then sold it to Quark, who THEN sold it to Jake and Nog, who in turn sold it to a Vulcan couple who, get this, actually OUTSOURCE their cooking to a guy named Frank on Risa, who then ships back the most SCANDALOUS

WHO WANTS SNO CONES (FILLED WITH DONKEY SAUCE)

I HAVE DEEP FRIED A YULE LOG

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

IT’S A RECIPE FOR CORN BAKED HASH

I COPIED OBRIENS CHILI RECIPE HERE TRY IT NO EAT IT EAT IT HA HA DUDEROONIE I MAY HAVE ADDED A FEW THINGS

WELCOME BACK TO DS9, DINERS AND DIVES!! TODAY WE WILL BE DEEP FRYING CANDY

Who wants uggs and pumpkin spice EVERYTHING?? Come on down to Quarks, I just got hired as executive chef! How? I said I’d work for free, and in exchange, I get to make WHATEVER I want!! Everyone wins! Bodacious!!

Welcome back!! Today we’re making a human centipede!!

HOORPPHHHHHMMMLLLSH

SSHHHHHLLLUUURRRRPPH

I DID IT ALL FOR THE FOODIE

WHAT

THE FOODIE

WHAT

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE

AND DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)

DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)

DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)

DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)

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