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Holo-Guy Fieri
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HOORPPHHHHHMMMLLLSH
Guy Fieri is inhaling some kind of food, it’s impossible to tell what it is. He’s unhinged his jaw and his nose is touching the food. The food looks like it might be screaming, impossible though that may seem. Fieri’s frosted tips glow with intensity.
September 3, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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SSHHHHHLLLUUURRRRPPH
Holo Guy Fieri. Is he wearing a green polo? Yes. Is the collar popped and unbuttoned, making a deep-v? Absolutely. Is his hair frosted and tipped? To the max. Is he drinking what we can only hope is bbq sauce straight out of a squeeze bottle? With gusto, yes. His eyes are filled with a hunger that can never be satisfied.
August 4, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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I DID IT ALL FOR THE FOODIE

WHAT

THE FOODIE

WHAT

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE

AND DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)

DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)

DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)

DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)
Guy Fieri is wearing a black shirt. Does it say Flavortown? Of course. Is he also wearing a novelty size orange headband-scarf hybrid? Naturally. Is he pointing at you with finger guns? Duh!! In the other hand is he holding a platter of flesh, cheese, fries, and donkey sauce? OBVIOUSLY!!
July 30, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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FFFLLLLLPPHHHHPPFFSPHH
Holo Guy Fieri is grinning like a maniac while squirting what we can only hope is some kind of spice onto a…taco? Felafel? Some sort of pita or sandwiches bread with a pile of flesh on it. The sauce stream is strong. Yes just slathering this thing with sauce. Perhaps it’s a time loop. He’s always been slathering. Always will be. Sponsored by Carnival !!
July 27, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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RRRAAAAAPPPHHHRRRLLG
Holographic Guy Fieri is wearing a green polo. Hes got bleach blonde frosted tips. Hes got a single earring. Does he have two bracelets? Naturally. A Rolex? Other wrist. You can’t mix bracelets and watches that’s just madness. Guy is just absolutely hog chugging a hamburger. Just destroying the thing. Pieces are flying off. It’s being digested in real time.
July 26, 2024 at 5:36 AM