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November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
AI could have been a fondly remembered one hit wonder if it had just stopped at Will Smith eating spaghetti.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ok then well I have one shit's worth of time trying to figure out the difference between the two.
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sure I've got one shit's worth of time to figure out how to replace guillotine with poutine, thanks for the challenge.
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
this is correct
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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When I see a musician I wanna see them foaming at the mouth and convulsing and almost dying because they're so desperate to communicate
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If AI had stopped at Will Smith eating spaghetti it would have been fine but they just had to keep pushing it.
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is the perfect description of their music.
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No that's actually also Joe Estevez, he's been playing his own brother so long that people forget. That's how dedicated he is to the craft.
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Kill Bill but it's all of Jesus' haters beginning with Judas and ending with Pontius Pilate.
October 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I would gladly pay for a book of all your painting titles
September 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
also watched it around that time and yup, not a very mysterious movie anymore.
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"blow in the cartridge" is one of my signature moves
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"I am the vinner" is in my regular lexicon.
August 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yogi Bear is to park rangers what mermaids are to sailors.
August 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I would just pretend I was 15 and the water is my mom trying to tell me some bullshit I should be doing.
August 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I remember vividly seeing a reggae band in college that had a full B3 and leslie set up, all so the guy could go bop-bop on the off beats.
July 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM