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When I see a musician I wanna see them foaming at the mouth and convulsing and almost dying because they're so desperate to communicate
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When I see a musician I wanna see them foaming at the mouth and convulsing and almost dying because they're so desperate to communicate
I wanna go on Jubilee with me and 20 people who like Bruce Springsteen.
September 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I wanna go on Jubilee with me and 20 people who like Bruce Springsteen.
I'm not super big on "you can't enjoy songs from bad people" but I have to admit every time I hear "Man In The Mirror" I just imagine Michael Jackson after a night of diddling some kid going, Michael, you gotta make that change, jamonah.
September 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I'm not super big on "you can't enjoy songs from bad people" but I have to admit every time I hear "Man In The Mirror" I just imagine Michael Jackson after a night of diddling some kid going, Michael, you gotta make that change, jamonah.
The reboot I'm willing to entertain is Batman but he's one of those guys that plays with nunchucks and throwing stars in his backyard. Then maybe he wins the lotto or something i dont know
September 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The reboot I'm willing to entertain is Batman but he's one of those guys that plays with nunchucks and throwing stars in his backyard. Then maybe he wins the lotto or something i dont know
Ooh Fuck That Looks Good Now I'm Hungry: Vol. 7
September 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ooh Fuck That Looks Good Now I'm Hungry: Vol. 7
Yoga is the Dave Matthews Band of exercise.
August 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Yoga is the Dave Matthews Band of exercise.
You know what's sad about baby shoes? Babies don't fucking wear shoes. Why are we making them.
July 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You know what's sad about baby shoes? Babies don't fucking wear shoes. Why are we making them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Three apples a day? Doctor trebuchet.
July 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Three apples a day? Doctor trebuchet.
Glory holes are funny. They're like the "sending your kid off on their first day of kindergarten" blow job.
July 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Glory holes are funny. They're like the "sending your kid off on their first day of kindergarten" blow job.
They missed a real opportunity to make Ant Man a giant mass of ants all working together to form one man. His lair could be an ant farm. He coukd be obsessed with picnics. Much more interesting than "guy who can get small". So what.
June 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They missed a real opportunity to make Ant Man a giant mass of ants all working together to form one man. His lair could be an ant farm. He coukd be obsessed with picnics. Much more interesting than "guy who can get small". So what.
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If I Owned A Gun I Would Shoot The Sun
June 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If I Owned A Gun I Would Shoot The Sun
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Willie Nelson Has Been Old My Whole Life And Now I'm Old Too
June 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Willie Nelson Has Been Old My Whole Life And Now I'm Old Too
Music For 32 Teeth
May 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Music For 32 Teeth
Putting this on my headstone.
April 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Putting this on my headstone.
Fill up your casket with treasure. People love finding treasure.
More than dead bodies.
In the event your casket is opened, someone can say,
ew a dead body
but ayyyy
look at this fucking treasure
fuck yeah
that's a real thing you can do for someone
More than dead bodies.
In the event your casket is opened, someone can say,
ew a dead body
but ayyyy
look at this fucking treasure
fuck yeah
that's a real thing you can do for someone
April 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Fill up your casket with treasure. People love finding treasure.
More than dead bodies.
In the event your casket is opened, someone can say,
ew a dead body
but ayyyy
look at this fucking treasure
fuck yeah
that's a real thing you can do for someone
More than dead bodies.
In the event your casket is opened, someone can say,
ew a dead body
but ayyyy
look at this fucking treasure
fuck yeah
that's a real thing you can do for someone
It just occurred to me that I run a trade deficit with my coffee shop. Going there right now to nail my tariff to their door.
April 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It just occurred to me that I run a trade deficit with my coffee shop. Going there right now to nail my tariff to their door.
I didn't realize that song Back In Black is about the stock market.
March 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I didn't realize that song Back In Black is about the stock market.
People keep saying we need to raise the retirement age to keep up with increasing life expectancy. Counter proposal, you can retire at 60 but you have to go back to work once you hit 90. Then you can retire again at 100. But 110? Yep, back to work.
February 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
People keep saying we need to raise the retirement age to keep up with increasing life expectancy. Counter proposal, you can retire at 60 but you have to go back to work once you hit 90. Then you can retire again at 100. But 110? Yep, back to work.
I just learned about the swinger/pineapple connection and I'm really glad I never ended up getting that tattoo of a pineapple with women's legs in fishnet stockings because whatever that means I am not that and do not ask me in front of my wife.
February 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I just learned about the swinger/pineapple connection and I'm really glad I never ended up getting that tattoo of a pineapple with women's legs in fishnet stockings because whatever that means I am not that and do not ask me in front of my wife.
One of my little biscuits broke in half and fell in my coffee and splashed coffee all over my clean white shirt. I threw the whole box out, I'm not playing this game. Anyways that's my pitch, vote for me, I can fix this city.
January 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
One of my little biscuits broke in half and fell in my coffee and splashed coffee all over my clean white shirt. I threw the whole box out, I'm not playing this game. Anyways that's my pitch, vote for me, I can fix this city.
::Rodney Dangerfield voice:: Unconditional discharge is what my wife says when I ask her to talk dirty. She really knows how to get a guy off.
January 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
::Rodney Dangerfield voice:: Unconditional discharge is what my wife says when I ask her to talk dirty. She really knows how to get a guy off.