Coming soon to CBS - The Golden Dictator. Various officeholders entice their favourite dictator with a bunch of gold stuff.
October 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Coming soon to CBS - The Golden Dictator. Various officeholders entice their favourite dictator with a bunch of gold stuff.
8 months is a long time between jokes.
October 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
8 months is a long time between jokes.
Just watched the final audition scene in Flashdance and I’ve gotta say there is some biiiig Raygun energy happening.
January 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just watched the final audition scene in Flashdance and I’ve gotta say there is some biiiig Raygun energy happening.
Wandering around the lobby at work with no lid on my KeepCup. This is danger. This is the wild life I was promised!
January 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Wandering around the lobby at work with no lid on my KeepCup. This is danger. This is the wild life I was promised!
‘I have some notes on your romping.’
December 30, 2024 at 8:20 AM
‘I have some notes on your romping.’
I’m con-ascending, rising up to look down on you from a great height.
December 19, 2024 at 6:14 AM
I’m con-ascending, rising up to look down on you from a great height.
LinkedIn? More like DrinkedGin! Am I wrong? HahahhahahahahhahahahHhbhb (reaching the bottom of my drafts sack pre-Christmas)
December 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM
LinkedIn? More like DrinkedGin! Am I wrong? HahahhahahahahhahahahHhbhb (reaching the bottom of my drafts sack pre-Christmas)
Have lived in this house for 10 years, and on pain of death could not tell you which of these turns on the hallway light.
December 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Have lived in this house for 10 years, and on pain of death could not tell you which of these turns on the hallway light.
Am I following too many sh*t posters here? * spends 30mins trying to find the gag in a post about someone’s missing grandpa. *
December 9, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Am I following too many sh*t posters here? * spends 30mins trying to find the gag in a post about someone’s missing grandpa. *
I’m loving watching YellowLandStoneMan rn With all the family focused drama of a combined oil/cattle ranch. So many colts wandering the prairie just lathered with black gold.
December 9, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I’m loving watching YellowLandStoneMan rn With all the family focused drama of a combined oil/cattle ranch. So many colts wandering the prairie just lathered with black gold.
NYC shooter came to us pre-milkshake ducked. The next stage must be the rare double: milkshake duck-duck where we find out he did it for the lamest reason possible. Gonna really knock down his cutie quotient too.
December 9, 2024 at 9:51 PM
NYC shooter came to us pre-milkshake ducked. The next stage must be the rare double: milkshake duck-duck where we find out he did it for the lamest reason possible. Gonna really knock down his cutie quotient too.
Other people’s skeets: effortlessly created, grammatically operatic, incisive and hilarious.
My skeets: dredged up over 3hours of shit wading, pedestrian, screaming nothing to the void.
My skeets: dredged up over 3hours of shit wading, pedestrian, screaming nothing to the void.
December 7, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Other people’s skeets: effortlessly created, grammatically operatic, incisive and hilarious.
My skeets: dredged up over 3hours of shit wading, pedestrian, screaming nothing to the void.
My skeets: dredged up over 3hours of shit wading, pedestrian, screaming nothing to the void.
Ironically zz bottom is shaved down nice and smoove
December 5, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Ironically zz bottom is shaved down nice and smoove
To skeet perchance to meme
December 5, 2024 at 8:39 AM
To skeet perchance to meme
Devastatingly found out Thumbs Up is commonly known as an old fart emoji according to my kid. Sweating profusely as my finger hovers over what I think is a Shaka
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Devastatingly found out Thumbs Up is commonly known as an old fart emoji according to my kid. Sweating profusely as my finger hovers over what I think is a Shaka
Trying out face blindness. If I call you Gary just go with it.
December 2, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Trying out face blindness. If I call you Gary just go with it.
just honked down 3/4 of a pack of rice snacks in under 2 minutes. No water breaks. Not even moist, they shot down my throat like they were exiting a tree mulcher. I dominated them crunchy snacks. #strong
December 2, 2024 at 9:42 PM
just honked down 3/4 of a pack of rice snacks in under 2 minutes. No water breaks. Not even moist, they shot down my throat like they were exiting a tree mulcher. I dominated them crunchy snacks. #strong
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Marty Mcfly: a time machine? Lets go back in time and stop Hitler
Doc Brown: oooor we could help your dad fuck your mom
Doc Brown: oooor we could help your dad fuck your mom
December 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Marty Mcfly: a time machine? Lets go back in time and stop Hitler
Doc Brown: oooor we could help your dad fuck your mom
Doc Brown: oooor we could help your dad fuck your mom
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"You miss 100% of the naps you don't take."
-Wayne's less ambitious brother, Zack Gretzky
-Wayne's less ambitious brother, Zack Gretzky
November 30, 2024 at 2:31 AM
"You miss 100% of the naps you don't take."
-Wayne's less ambitious brother, Zack Gretzky
-Wayne's less ambitious brother, Zack Gretzky
Well that makes about as much sense as a butterball on a rooster! - Lady Matlock, probably
December 2, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Well that makes about as much sense as a butterball on a rooster! - Lady Matlock, probably
Whistlin’ Dixie till the mimics come
November 30, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Whistlin’ Dixie till the mimics come
Majored in sharing but minored in caring.
November 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Majored in sharing but minored in caring.
The giving of thanks in Australia runs in the opposite direction.
November 29, 2024 at 8:51 PM
The giving of thanks in Australia runs in the opposite direction.
Sure orcas getting love for their salmon hats but my pig pants got me thrown out of the chess club!
November 29, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Sure orcas getting love for their salmon hats but my pig pants got me thrown out of the chess club!