Jon Hoffmann
hoffmpls.bsky.social
Jon Hoffmann
@hoffmpls.bsky.social
All I wanna do is have some fun until the sun comes up on a ceremony cup full of lard.
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If you never want to work for the DFL again I feel ya (even if that’s what the worst people want) but I hope we can all channel our feelings into direct candidate work. Hopefully the park board candidate endorsements stick (what I’ve heard so far).
August 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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"In my 28 years here, heaviest rain amounts I have ever seen here." Meteorologist Mark Baden (who I grew up watching)
August 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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my brother if you are struggling to get laid in 2025 and you think you'd do better in a world where women are even more aggressively shamed for expressing their sexuality and also don't have access to birth control i don't know what to tell you.
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Are you sure you were in Ward 1? Did you get lost on the way from the ward you live in?
July 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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We normally don't air our dirty laundry at the DFL. But since Conrad is a candidate for public office, and now that the conventions are over, I feel it's important to let you all know that Conrad is not fit for leadership. He will never receive my vote again, for public office or DFL office.

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July 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
But seriously, do you know how alternate upgrading by precinct works?
July 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Conrad literally blocked me after I asked him why he included that picture.
July 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
July 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So why include it at all?
July 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Any reason why you included a picture of your section a half hour after voting concluded for your race?
July 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM