Sushant
@hoeezier.bsky.social
I worship a tall, long-haired, beautiful man who sings about church (Hozier)
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I woke up at 7:30 and started playing video games. I love being an adult sometimes.
December 28, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I woke up at 7:30 and started playing video games. I love being an adult sometimes.
How are you supposed to collect this Riddler trophy?
An obvious glitch in the Matrix…
Cosmic question mark found by the James Webb Telescope.
Cosmic question mark found by the James Webb Telescope.
December 6, 2024 at 12:36 PM
How are you supposed to collect this Riddler trophy?
At least, Edison was nice enough to ask. The Soviet Union just took my dog, Laika. They said she's gonna be the first flying dog. Can't wait to see her when she's back in a week.
Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
November 29, 2024 at 2:22 PM
At least, Edison was nice enough to ask. The Soviet Union just took my dog, Laika. They said she's gonna be the first flying dog. Can't wait to see her when she's back in a week.
Spielberg has blood on his hands for what he did to shark kind's reputation
We often worry about the wrong things.
People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
🧪
People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
🧪
November 24, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Spielberg has blood on his hands for what he did to shark kind's reputation
What do you mean "getting older"? It happened to me at 22 when I played alien: isolation
November 24, 2024 at 8:09 AM
What do you mean "getting older"? It happened to me at 22 when I played alien: isolation
Didn't know Bangalore auto drivers were chill like that (I just saw one smoking a fat blunt while driving)
November 24, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Didn't know Bangalore auto drivers were chill like that (I just saw one smoking a fat blunt while driving)
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#WriterWednesday library-love moment.
November 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
#WriterWednesday library-love moment.
Not for too long (he doesn't hear the jaws theme)
November 21, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Not for too long (he doesn't hear the jaws theme)
Doing justice to the handle
November 20, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Doing justice to the handle
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im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
This app right now has very strong Google+ vibes
November 20, 2024 at 6:12 AM
This app right now has very strong Google+ vibes
The title screen changes everytime I get back to the game!
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM
The title screen changes everytime I get back to the game!
I love this because firstly, it's hilarious, and secondly, it's so human. AI could not create this shit if it tried.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 PM
I love this because firstly, it's hilarious, and secondly, it's so human. AI could not create this shit if it tried.
Bluesky, you have rocked my world (it doesn't refresh everytime I find a good post)
November 17, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Bluesky, you have rocked my world (it doesn't refresh everytime I find a good post)