slow burner
hoeadjacent.bsky.social
slow burner
@hoeadjacent.bsky.social
welcome to my crash out acct.

here to yap, fap, and eventually demand funds from somebody’s son (sexily)
my favorite eater hit me out of no where the same week my vibrator died
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
EVERYONE IS ON NOTICE ⚠️
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM