slow burner
hoeadjacent.bsky.social
slow burner
@hoeadjacent.bsky.social
welcome to my crash out acct.

here to yap, fap, and eventually demand funds from somebody’s son (sexily)
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Megan slowly turning Klay into Jon B..

A visionary! Black women in STEM!
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
(while the multitask convo is wild, during covid sometimes when my partner would have meetings id sit just beyond their desk in their eyesight and play w myself to tease/ edge them and that was kinda lit im ngl.)
December 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i think imma get my nipples pierced and not talk to anybody or let anyone look at me until they’re healed. 🤷🏾‍♀️
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
adding this to my new year planning tbh.
Everyone needs a bucket list and someone who won’t judge (or run) from it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
this with the colored lights and a lil mursic
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
when the balls start tapping the clit
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
EVERYONE IS ON NOTICE ⚠️
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
being ravaged wherever the mood strikes in the crib is my favorite
16. What’s your favorite place to have sex other than a bed?
August 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
1. being flogged
2. being tied up
3. begging
15. Name 3 of your kinks
August 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
joking back & forth. chaotic volleying. a lot of barking on their side. some barking back when credit is due on mine.
11. What’s your favorite way to flirt?
August 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
on but blue or pink
10. Lights on or off during sex?
August 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
big shirt, moomoo, or nothing.
9. What do you sleep in?
August 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
0
8. Rate the current state of your sex life from 1-10. Why?
August 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
aquarius 🙄
7. What’s the sign of the person you got the best sex from?
August 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
maybe 5. MAYBE
1. What’s the most times you have had sex in one day?
August 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Remember to charge yall kewchie up under the full moon tonight
August 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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A good writer. I love when they can text and sext in a poetic way. Make me swoon with your words
July 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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where the hell y’all get all this dick from?!?!?!
July 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Thank you 🥰
July 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i def need to flirt and cuddle soon im ready to slap the shit out of someone.
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this is journalism.
Is your dick cute for the way you be talking ???
July 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“no reason”.
pls.
A video of me holding a 12 oz can for no reason.
July 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Very loud reminder that I prefer my niggas to also like niggas 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
So blessed that the type to like bi niggas are often the type to match your freak 🙂‍↕️
July 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM