slow burner
@hoeadjacent.bsky.social
welcome to my crash out acct.
here to yap, fap, and eventually demand funds from somebody’s son (sexily)
here to yap, fap, and eventually demand funds from somebody’s son (sexily)
my favorite eater hit me out of no where the same week my vibrator died
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
my favorite eater hit me out of no where the same week my vibrator died
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Megan slowly turning Klay into Jon B..
A visionary! Black women in STEM!
A visionary! Black women in STEM!
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Megan slowly turning Klay into Jon B..
A visionary! Black women in STEM!
A visionary! Black women in STEM!
(while the multitask convo is wild, during covid sometimes when my partner would have meetings id sit just beyond their desk in their eyesight and play w myself to tease/ edge them and that was kinda lit im ngl.)
December 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
(while the multitask convo is wild, during covid sometimes when my partner would have meetings id sit just beyond their desk in their eyesight and play w myself to tease/ edge them and that was kinda lit im ngl.)
i think imma get my nipples pierced and not talk to anybody or let anyone look at me until they’re healed. 🤷🏾♀️
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i think imma get my nipples pierced and not talk to anybody or let anyone look at me until they’re healed. 🤷🏾♀️
adding this to my new year planning tbh.
Everyone needs a bucket list and someone who won’t judge (or run) from it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
adding this to my new year planning tbh.
this with the colored lights and a lil mursic
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
this with the colored lights and a lil mursic
when the balls start tapping the clit
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
when the balls start tapping the clit
EVERYONE IS ON NOTICE ⚠️
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
EVERYONE IS ON NOTICE ⚠️
being ravaged wherever the mood strikes in the crib is my favorite
16. What’s your favorite place to have sex other than a bed?
August 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
being ravaged wherever the mood strikes in the crib is my favorite
1. being flogged
2. being tied up
3. begging
2. being tied up
3. begging
15. Name 3 of your kinks
August 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
1. being flogged
2. being tied up
3. begging
2. being tied up
3. begging
joking back & forth. chaotic volleying. a lot of barking on their side. some barking back when credit is due on mine.
11. What’s your favorite way to flirt?
August 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
joking back & forth. chaotic volleying. a lot of barking on their side. some barking back when credit is due on mine.
on but blue or pink
10. Lights on or off during sex?
August 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
on but blue or pink
big shirt, moomoo, or nothing.
9. What do you sleep in?
August 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
big shirt, moomoo, or nothing.
0
8. Rate the current state of your sex life from 1-10. Why?
August 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
0
aquarius 🙄
7. What’s the sign of the person you got the best sex from?
August 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
aquarius 🙄
maybe 5. MAYBE
1. What’s the most times you have had sex in one day?
August 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
maybe 5. MAYBE
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Remember to charge yall kewchie up under the full moon tonight
August 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Remember to charge yall kewchie up under the full moon tonight
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A good writer. I love when they can text and sext in a poetic way. Make me swoon with your words
July 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A good writer. I love when they can text and sext in a poetic way. Make me swoon with your words
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where the hell y’all get all this dick from?!?!?!
July 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
where the hell y’all get all this dick from?!?!?!
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Thank you 🥰
July 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Thank you 🥰
i def need to flirt and cuddle soon im ready to slap the shit out of someone.
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i def need to flirt and cuddle soon im ready to slap the shit out of someone.
this is journalism.
Is your dick cute for the way you be talking ???
July 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
this is journalism.
“no reason”.
pls.
pls.
A video of me holding a 12 oz can for no reason.
July 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“no reason”.
pls.
pls.