Simon J
@hobnobking.bsky.social
One of those late middle-aged men with a large synthesiser collection you were warned about. Widower. Single Dad. Excelling at both. Cymraeg
Oh, and I can't stress this enough, fuck yeah.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh, and I can't stress this enough, fuck yeah.
I'll - and this is the important bit, be the judge of that, Nigel.
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'll - and this is the important bit, be the judge of that, Nigel.
Pfffffffft.
Oh please yourself.
Oh please yourself.
October 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Pfffffffft.
Oh please yourself.
Oh please yourself.
Simple. There was no internet and thus no internet bros, bro.
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Simple. There was no internet and thus no internet bros, bro.
Thanks to everyone that gave me advice on where to buy sensible, arch friendly trainers.
But I bought these instead. Bowie Space Oddity Vans.
But I bought these instead. Bowie Space Oddity Vans.
October 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thanks to everyone that gave me advice on where to buy sensible, arch friendly trainers.
But I bought these instead. Bowie Space Oddity Vans.
But I bought these instead. Bowie Space Oddity Vans.
I've lived in my current house for over 20 years and I've never known my crabapple tree put out a crop like this before. It's odd, when you consider how hot and dry it has been.
September 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I've lived in my current house for over 20 years and I've never known my crabapple tree put out a crop like this before. It's odd, when you consider how hot and dry it has been.
Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age.
Every second of 57
Every second of 57
September 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age.
Every second of 57
Every second of 57
Will the owner of a black Rolls Royce, registration number HRH 1 - oh fuck that's me.
September 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Will the owner of a black Rolls Royce, registration number HRH 1 - oh fuck that's me.
Welsh! About time we took our place in the pantheon of the world's leading wine makers or something.
September 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Welsh! About time we took our place in the pantheon of the world's leading wine makers or something.
Click like for "My God, you've got exquisite taste" and if you think otherwise, just shut your face.
September 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Click like for "My God, you've got exquisite taste" and if you think otherwise, just shut your face.
Behoooolllld my perfect hedges. I've got to show someone, they'll never look this good again.
It's a middle-aged man thing.
It's a middle-aged man thing.
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Behoooolllld my perfect hedges. I've got to show someone, they'll never look this good again.
It's a middle-aged man thing.
It's a middle-aged man thing.
Paid full price for this one, lads.
August 31, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Paid full price for this one, lads.
Hang on, Spotify. Isn't that Johnny Bairstow?
August 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hang on, Spotify. Isn't that Johnny Bairstow?
Douglas Carswell, a man so thick he argued that it's the sun - not the moon, that causes tides on earth because it's much bigger, breathing new life into 'Scientific Racism' You know the thing that birthed the idea that all black people are physically and intellectually inferior to..er..Douglas.
August 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Douglas Carswell, a man so thick he argued that it's the sun - not the moon, that causes tides on earth because it's much bigger, breathing new life into 'Scientific Racism' You know the thing that birthed the idea that all black people are physically and intellectually inferior to..er..Douglas.
I'm sewing buttons back on shirts, lads. This box was an essential part of my single father's survival kit. God only knows how many gussets I reinforced for my gymnastic child.
August 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm sewing buttons back on shirts, lads. This box was an essential part of my single father's survival kit. God only knows how many gussets I reinforced for my gymnastic child.
