Schmidt Jingleheimer Jacob John
@hnimn2.bsky.social
i like video games, computers, homelabs and shitposting | he/him
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why are you dissing the peanut gallery. its great up here. theres actually peanuts.
why the fuck isnt it standard to print the wattage on the front if every microwave? its like the most important thing to know to figure out how long to cook the food for
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
why the fuck isnt it standard to print the wattage on the front if every microwave? its like the most important thing to know to figure out how long to cook the food for
everyday is a shitty day to have quit nicotine
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
everyday is a shitty day to have quit nicotine
aight. no more mr nicotine
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
aight. no more mr nicotine
i can only afford one basket for all my different eggs.
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
i can only afford one basket for all my different eggs.
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I wish he would focus on something like switching to the metric system
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I wish he would focus on something like switching to the metric system
i was today years old when i learned i had "Large" ear holes
September 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i was today years old when i learned i had "Large" ear holes
surely my monkeys paw knew what i really meant
September 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
surely my monkeys paw knew what i really meant
i knew that my head wouldn't have let me start a new playthrough of pacific drive last week if there wasn't a good reason. lfg
September 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i knew that my head wouldn't have let me start a new playthrough of pacific drive last week if there wasn't a good reason. lfg
it must be going well at the company that sent me an invite for an interview when they had already sent me a rejection weeks ago
September 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
it must be going well at the company that sent me an invite for an interview when they had already sent me a rejection weeks ago
i got a date with a pretty lady tonight and her name is The Hat Man
August 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i got a date with a pretty lady tonight and her name is The Hat Man
dont look now but its pretty much already halloween
August 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
dont look now but its pretty much already halloween
I am honestly gonna miss being unemployed
August 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I am honestly gonna miss being unemployed
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i got a job offer :)
August 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i got a job offer :)
putting bugles on my fingertips to salvage any available whimsy
August 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
putting bugles on my fingertips to salvage any available whimsy
maybe ill get a job offer tomorrow. as a treat
August 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
maybe ill get a job offer tomorrow. as a treat
I give it about another 48 to 72 hours before we see another rendezook for battlefield 6. It is foretold.
August 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I give it about another 48 to 72 hours before we see another rendezook for battlefield 6. It is foretold.
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you call it biohacking i call it shoving an airtag up your ass
June 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
you call it biohacking i call it shoving an airtag up your ass
do you mark the passage of time with pizza fridays or what
August 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
do you mark the passage of time with pizza fridays or what
i showed you my resume please respond
July 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i showed you my resume please respond
do we still have fema? asking for another state
July 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
do we still have fema? asking for another state
the more jobs i apply for the more i hate the idea of them all
July 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the more jobs i apply for the more i hate the idea of them all
i just had the platonic ideal chat with a facebook market place buyer for a car if that makes any sense. if that means anything to anyone
July 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i just had the platonic ideal chat with a facebook market place buyer for a car if that makes any sense. if that means anything to anyone
mans with boilerplate bible verses in all their code on github
July 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
mans with boilerplate bible verses in all their code on github
well i might as well take up nicotine again
July 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
well i might as well take up nicotine again