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HL Eisthen, defective human product
@hleisthen.bsky.social
Neuroethologist, chemosensory scientist, herp lover. Immigrant and child of a refugee. Haver of snarky opinions. All the disclaimers.
Not the only one. He really is like a teenager about Mme Olenska.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Yup. First time I read it I was blindsided but now that I know what happens I can see it unfolding...
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
OMG. Cannot count the number of times as a kid I heard my father say "you dirty bugger!" Had completely forgotten this.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
He also says that literally 100,000 people have his cell number.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Also, "Such a shame she's such an innocent dunce."

And "Oh fuck I think she understands completely what's happening and so has her entire family."
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"I want her to be free to think for herself."

"No, not like that."
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
He is, genuinely, a fucking tool.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I started to the other day and a paragraph in I put it down. Even though I've read it before -- or maybe because I've read it before -- it's really compelling.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Also to add to the bad dreams I'm going to have tonight that song is now stuck in my head. And tbh I'm kind of disappointed that Livvy Lizza didn't become a thing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is disgusting clickbait and it totally worked on me.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Reposted by HL Eisthen, defective human product
October 25, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Fuck. Too accurate.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I live in mid-Michigan; a few dozen sandhills live in a wetland in the woods behind my house. I see and hear them several times a day and it's still magical every single time. Thanks for posting these gorgeous photos!
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM