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hillary
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✨ Freelance Graphic Designer for gov & private sector
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i decided id rather die than leave my house every day to work somewhere
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When people comment how beautiful my dog is, I can only reply “thank you” as if I had any say in how she would look.
Anyways, here she is after rolling in mud last week.
October 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Easily one of the worst parts about #AI is that subscription prices are increasing for features I don’t have time to learn/use but I’m paying quite the increase anyways.
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the other day in a Teams meeting I chugged an energy drink off camera out of fear of judgement.

Then realised it looked like I was secretly chugging wine so
August 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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subway mosaics get me every time
August 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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You've got to have a tough skin to be a designer:

Reading numerous comments about a game that isn't even released yet, with folks already calling it a 'tired, uninspired design'. Wow, thanks buddy, its not like I spent months working on the game, trying to balance publisher and IP wants.

Argh. 🎲✂️
July 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Last day of #pride
Confirming that if my family hadn’t been openly homophobic as a kid:
- I wouldve realised I’m #bisexual
-I wouldn’t have hated other woman to avoid having feelings for them
-I would have saved myself years of grief, anger and severe depression
Don’t clip your own child’s wings!
June 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?

#graphicdesign (and design in general) is being homogenised to the point that many logos look the same. The shift to minimalism started ~10 yrs ago, most likely to accommodate Web 3.0
What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?

More than half the CO₂ emissions of the Industrial Age have been pumped into the atmosphere since 1990.
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

Literally nothing is 'carbon neutral'. It is a physical impossibility. If someone's telling you their product has zero climate impact, they're actively deciding to lie to you.
June 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I truly hate that everything I design is super cringe to me like, 12 months later

#graphicdesign
June 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
My performance review in my first job:
“When asked how she’s feeling, Hillary often claims to be tired. Hillary should get more sleep in her personal time to be happy at work.”

Mate I was tired of their shitshowwww
What have you been told is “unprofessional”?
May 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I would make twice as much money if I had someone breathing over my neck but tbh I just like to nap every day
one downside to being your own boss is there’s no one to yell at you to get your shit done
May 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Every moment spent on my smartphone makes my life worse
May 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Life is fantastic when the coffee hits.
Like, why can’t my body just make enough serotonin for me to feel like this all the time.

Probably a good thing actually bc I’d just end up texting everyone how much I love them every 6 hours or something weird
May 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I think one reason right-wing art is bad is that it demands fealty when it recognizes something as good or important. Good art smashes the thing that came before it.
May 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
As a professional graphic designer, I consider this to be peak design. It catches my eye every time I walk by and makes me wonder why the beer is echoing at me.
I love it. Honestly. #graphicdesign
April 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The American saloon here in Aus plays old country music which is great. But I truly believe blue grass is under played in comparison and is an excellent export of our culture 🤠
March 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I just remembered I stayed up an hour later last night NOT doomscrolling but following the Everybody Loves Raymond subreddit.

I guess that’s progress for my mental health
March 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Nice to know we can use this photo of Trump in a mood board for retro, earthy branding
Donald Trump's face color today registers as color hex #a98158, aptly named Dusty Amber.

Definition: Dusty Amber is a muted and earthy shade of orange, reminiscent of sunbaked clay and dried leaves...
March 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m well educated and trust science.
But I have yet to hear ANYONE tell me why daylight saving is a good idea.

It’s 8pm. Summer. The sun is still out?? I’d rather have this extra hour of light in winter when I’m terribly depressed!
February 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
A government client is worried Arial is too recent for them and have asked that we stay safe and stick with Cailbri.

To be fair, they only just culled all the Times New Roman templates so they’ve only just switched to the early 2000s.
#graphicdesign #typography #freelance
February 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There’s a conspiracy theory that because the Super Bowl logos are released years in advance, the NFL chooses which teams will play to match that year’s logo.

As a designer i can confirm that is true. It is why we graphic designers are so wealthy you see. WE are the invisible hand of the economy.
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m new here plz be nice to me 🌞

1. Get a job in art
2. graphic design 4 lyf 😎
3. My jerk design prof almost critiqued me so bad that I wanted to switch but my classmates trauma bonded me to stick with it
4. I’m a successful freelance graphic designer.

Moral of the story: screw that prof!
If you went to college,
1. What was your career goal when you started?
2. Your initial major?
3. If you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. What do you do now professionally?

For me:
1. To become RN
2. Nursing (pre-reqs)
3. Changed to acctg/finance
4. Now, a change management consultant 🥴
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM