there's always that one person in the group chat who has too much faith on autocorrect

i've always felt noel gruber would've grown up to be pride's most fagtastic leather daddy or a basic white bread transwoman.

can't even yell at kids to just google something instead of learning from tiktok because now google is the bigger misinformation vortex

self care is finishing one project and starting two more

modeling positive masculinity

community is everyone yelling "lugar lang!!!" when the driver didn't hear it the first time actually

cried about laika again today lads

On my bed. Straight up "drawing it" and by "it" haha well. Let's just say. Absolutely nothing

how do i explain to someone that when i say i 'struggle with executive dysfunction' i mean i won't eat or sleep even if my knees are shaking and my vision is blurry because that is a Task™ and my brain has put me on hold.

it's not so much that 'all the kids nowadays are [diagnosis]' as much as it is 'society has become so unfriendly to the disabled that what once was a mildly impairing condition overcome by being a lil quirky has become genuinely debilitating in the face of all that is expected of the common man'.

watch me scour genealogy sites for the history of my character's last names so that i could assign their families plausible territories from different charters of defunct lordships and not show any of that information in the story

my broken phone, whom i have not charged since saturday, is still going strong and has been inundating my life with YOASOBI - Racing Into the Night (iPhone Ringtone Remix) at 12:30pm monday, 6:00am tuesday, and 9:30pm everyday, and then twice more in 15 minute intervals for the past 4 days.

my pronouns are:
she/her in the way a drag queen is a woman, a queen, a goddess,
he/him in the way every random friendly creature is a lil guy, and
they/them in the way a barkeep would talk about rumours, an unknowable, all-seeing collective.

today i confused a bunch of old men about whether or not i was a girl 😌

While the #NotAllCops rhetoric is real, any cop who genuinely lobbies for #BlueRightsMatter is, in fact, not part of the Decent Guy Minority.

it is 1am and i am kicking my feet and screaming about the little fictional gay boys on my phone. i hear my wfh sister on call and realize i should shut up. i lower the volume on my phone fully believing that would solve the issue.

great work lads.

All the spambots promising ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ are a woke commie plot to destroy right wingers' virility

today i realized i could skip scenes i didn't know how to write.