Mike Hirsch
@hirsch.bsky.social
Sometimes I sing, sometimes I play pickleball. He/him
I’ve had discussions before as to how mean all the other kids are to Charlie Brown (sample evidence: when he decides to enter the school Spelling Bee in A Boy Named Charlie Brown, Lucy, Violet and Patty sing a particularly mean song about him called “Failure Face,” directly to his failure face).
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’ve had discussions before as to how mean all the other kids are to Charlie Brown (sample evidence: when he decides to enter the school Spelling Bee in A Boy Named Charlie Brown, Lucy, Violet and Patty sing a particularly mean song about him called “Failure Face,” directly to his failure face).
I can’t be the only person who, when coming across the name of noted 70s and 80s actor Vic Tayback, sings a la James Brown, “Get ready…for the Vic Tayback,” right?
Oh god, I am the only one. Delete post, delete po—
Oh god, I am the only one. Delete post, delete po—
October 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I can’t be the only person who, when coming across the name of noted 70s and 80s actor Vic Tayback, sings a la James Brown, “Get ready…for the Vic Tayback,” right?
Oh god, I am the only one. Delete post, delete po—
Oh god, I am the only one. Delete post, delete po—
AI being something nobody wants that’s pushed on everyone anyway feels a lot like that one U2 album all over again
October 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
AI being something nobody wants that’s pushed on everyone anyway feels a lot like that one U2 album all over again
11 years ago today I posted on FB:
“I created a Spotify playlist that is a mix of Iron Maiden and Bread songs called The Number Of The Yeast.”
This prompted a lot of replies where we combined Iron Maiden song titles and bread. Some of my favorites:
22 Focaccia Avenue
Aces Rye
Bun To The Hills
“I created a Spotify playlist that is a mix of Iron Maiden and Bread songs called The Number Of The Yeast.”
This prompted a lot of replies where we combined Iron Maiden song titles and bread. Some of my favorites:
22 Focaccia Avenue
Aces Rye
Bun To The Hills
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
11 years ago today I posted on FB:
“I created a Spotify playlist that is a mix of Iron Maiden and Bread songs called The Number Of The Yeast.”
This prompted a lot of replies where we combined Iron Maiden song titles and bread. Some of my favorites:
22 Focaccia Avenue
Aces Rye
Bun To The Hills
“I created a Spotify playlist that is a mix of Iron Maiden and Bread songs called The Number Of The Yeast.”
This prompted a lot of replies where we combined Iron Maiden song titles and bread. Some of my favorites:
22 Focaccia Avenue
Aces Rye
Bun To The Hills
I’m having a Billy Pilgrim moment(s)
September 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m having a Billy Pilgrim moment(s)
Motherfuckers out here cosplaying Escape From New York every time they go to a Wawa
Republican Senator Says He Doesn’t Wear Seatbelt in D.C. Because He Fears Being Carjacked: ‘I Don’t Buckle Up’
Republican Senator Says He Doesn’t Wear Seatbelt in D.C. Because He Fears Being Carjacked: ‘I Don’t Buckle Up’
Sen. Markwayne Mullin said he does not wear a seatbelt while driving in Washington, D.C., lest doing so prevent him from acting quickly in case he's carjacked.
The post Republican Senator Says He Doesn’t Wear Seatbelt in D.C. Because He Fears Being Carjacked: ‘I Don’t Buckle Up’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
August 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Motherfuckers out here cosplaying Escape From New York every time they go to a Wawa
Why is it that whenever anyone is BLASTING music from their car at eardrum-shattering decibel levels, the song is never, ever, anything remotely approaching “Space Truckin’?”
August 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why is it that whenever anyone is BLASTING music from their car at eardrum-shattering decibel levels, the song is never, ever, anything remotely approaching “Space Truckin’?”
August 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The tables are my corn!
July 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The tables are my corn!
My favorite Ozzy song is “Bark At The Moon,” chiefly because when listening to it I can pretend that the rest of the band was pranking guitarist Jake E. Lee and told him that the tempo was four times as fast as it actually was.
July 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My favorite Ozzy song is “Bark At The Moon,” chiefly because when listening to it I can pretend that the rest of the band was pranking guitarist Jake E. Lee and told him that the tempo was four times as fast as it actually was.
Does anyone know if The Bee Gees ever came to any conclusions regarding the New York Times’ effect on man?
June 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Does anyone know if The Bee Gees ever came to any conclusions regarding the New York Times’ effect on man?
The Warmth Of The Sun (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic
youtu.be
June 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What I think I look like whenever I tear up a cardboard box with my hands for the recycling
a man in a blue shirt is holding a large piece of wood and a shovel .
Alt: Chris Evans as Captain America (Steve Rogers) rips a large log in two using only the power of his very fine muscles. He’s mad about some thing or another but it’s pretty hot
media.tenor.com
May 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What I think I look like whenever I tear up a cardboard box with my hands for the recycling
The Yule Ball scene in Goblet of Fire would have worked way better if Sade was the singer, and sang "Smooth Apparater."
May 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Yule Ball scene in Goblet of Fire would have worked way better if Sade was the singer, and sang "Smooth Apparater."
If this Pope doesn’t talk like Dennis Farina what are we even doing here
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If this Pope doesn’t talk like Dennis Farina what are we even doing here
“Fleetwood Mac’s a Fleetwood Mac but they call it Le Fleetwood Mac”
—Pulp Fiction (1st Draft)
—Pulp Fiction (1st Draft)
May 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“Fleetwood Mac’s a Fleetwood Mac but they call it Le Fleetwood Mac”
—Pulp Fiction (1st Draft)
—Pulp Fiction (1st Draft)
I just find it hard to believe there are only 7. In my town there are 3 Dunkin’s literally all on the same street
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I just find it hard to believe there are only 7. In my town there are 3 Dunkin’s literally all on the same street
I like you, Clarence. Always have…always will.
April 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I like you, Clarence. Always have…always will.
Ok, so there’s a non-zero chance that Trump thinks Mike Waltz and Tim Walz are the same person, right?
March 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Ok, so there’s a non-zero chance that Trump thinks Mike Waltz and Tim Walz are the same person, right?
When you really think about it, that ”saddest short story ever” of “For sale: baby shoes. Never worn” doesn’t really land, because what baby is wearing shoes? I’d bet a good number of baby shoes for sale have never been worn.
March 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When you really think about it, that ”saddest short story ever” of “For sale: baby shoes. Never worn” doesn’t really land, because what baby is wearing shoes? I’d bet a good number of baby shoes for sale have never been worn.
Can you even claim to be an adult if you don’t have, somewhere in your residence, a plastic bag full of other plastic bags?
March 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can you even claim to be an adult if you don’t have, somewhere in your residence, a plastic bag full of other plastic bags?
This is the exact example that everyone needs to follow.
March 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is the exact example that everyone needs to follow.
“Democrat lawmakers will absolutely rise to meet this moment!”
Democrat lawmakers: youtube.com/watch?v=opoL...
Democrat lawmakers: youtube.com/watch?v=opoL...
Molemans kids
YouTube video by AirHoward
youtube.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“Democrat lawmakers will absolutely rise to meet this moment!”
Democrat lawmakers: youtube.com/watch?v=opoL...
Democrat lawmakers: youtube.com/watch?v=opoL...
They should package The Fly with The Fly II and call it The Brundle Bundle
March 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They should package The Fly with The Fly II and call it The Brundle Bundle