Mike Hirsch
@hirsch.bsky.social
Sometimes I sing, sometimes I play pickleball. He/him
Why not two humans?
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Why not two humans?
I once had corn-flavored popcorn.
Ok, it was far more than once
Ok, it was far more than once
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I once had corn-flavored popcorn.
Ok, it was far more than once
Ok, it was far more than once
At one point his contact signaled himself by playing the James Bond theme on a flute, which raises a whole host of questions
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
At one point his contact signaled himself by playing the James Bond theme on a flute, which raises a whole host of questions
Yes, the delicious soup
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yes, the delicious soup
I’d still drink it!
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’d still drink it!
I still think Toby was judged too harshly for that last technical
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I still think Toby was judged too harshly for that last technical
I’d like to think so, but then again, maybe not? I’ve seen it but weekends can sometimes be hard for people.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’d like to think so, but then again, maybe not? I’ve seen it but weekends can sometimes be hard for people.
There’s no way she comes anywhere close to his QB rating!
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There’s no way she comes anywhere close to his QB rating!
It’s a little early in the season for her to have been visited by three ghosts in one night
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s a little early in the season for her to have been visited by three ghosts in one night
Look, my lack of mentioning Opposites Attract is not meant to deign it unworthy of inclusion
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Look, my lack of mentioning Opposites Attract is not meant to deign it unworthy of inclusion
Also Cold Hearted and Straight Up still rip.
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Also Cold Hearted and Straight Up still rip.
Yes, but it was important to point out the illegality of Vigo battling his boys
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yes, but it was important to point out the illegality of Vigo battling his boys
Prince of Darkness is the Carpenter movie that I’m the most fascinated by. Such a cool concept and atmosphere.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Prince of Darkness is the Carpenter movie that I’m the most fascinated by. Such a cool concept and atmosphere.
There’s a I Think You Should Leave gif for that!
a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face with the words `` it 's '' written above him .
Alt: a man (Tim Robinson) in a blue shirt is making a indignant face with the words `` it's illegal for you to ask me that'' written above him .
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October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
There’s a I Think You Should Leave gif for that!
He’s definitely counting this as one of the wars he ended
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He’s definitely counting this as one of the wars he ended
He’s increasingly talking out of one side of his mouth, like Saul Rubinek
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
He’s increasingly talking out of one side of his mouth, like Saul Rubinek
After watching It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, it’s not just the kids who are mean to him. The adults, at trick or treating, all hand out rocks to him. What a collective bunch of jerks.
It is entirely possible that Charlie Brown really does just suck soooo much. I can’t rule that out.
It is entirely possible that Charlie Brown really does just suck soooo much. I can’t rule that out.
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
After watching It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, it’s not just the kids who are mean to him. The adults, at trick or treating, all hand out rocks to him. What a collective bunch of jerks.
It is entirely possible that Charlie Brown really does just suck soooo much. I can’t rule that out.
It is entirely possible that Charlie Brown really does just suck soooo much. I can’t rule that out.
Also well said by David Roth:
I brought my PEN-cil!!!
I brought my PEN-cil!!!
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Also well said by David Roth:
I brought my PEN-cil!!!
I brought my PEN-cil!!!
I’ve given up trying to parse what they say
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I’ve given up trying to parse what they say