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Juanita Demonheimer
@hipsterectomy.bsky.social
👁️👄👁️ postin & dissost-in
🥸 writer, artist, designer
🌝 big-boned bitch from BFE
Everything does indeed suck! Don’t forget to add the $150 each month for dental insurance and who the fuck knows how much for vision 🫠
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My retirement plan is actually very inexpensive
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It pisses me off that Aldo Raine is played by an abuser in a movie made by a sex pest/Zionist. There is a dearth of fun n*zi-killing gifs 😭 and I don’t want every post to have GI Robot in it.
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The only legit reason to be on that site is to spy on n*zis, and once the algo figures out that’s what you’re doing, they will summarily suspend and delete your account(s). Ask me how I know.
a man in a white suit and tie is standing in front of a forest and says `` nah i dont think so .
Alt: a man in a white suit and tie is standing in front of a forest and says `` nah i dont think so. I’ve been chewed out before”
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December 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I saw. 😩 Has it been confirmed? And a daughter found them? And on the first night of Hanukkah.
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Honestly I can’t hate on his game too much. in middle school I was flush with RIF points for free personal pan pizzas bc I got real good at figuring out quiz answers based on context clues from the school quizzes rather than actually reading the books. 🙃
dhd is written on a black background with a rainbow colored star coming out of it
Alt: dhd is written on a black background with a rainbow colored star coming out of it
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December 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hahahaa parenting is awesome
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yeah, his being a taskmaster has been positive in this instance! Although H figured out early he could google plot points of a book and pass his dad’s verbal quizzes so 🤷
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
He’s been reading the classics* for years thanks to his dad assigning him a book every couple of months. Which is fine! I let him read what he wants, which is mostly graphic novels. He likes to read and write, so I’m grateful that stuck even without encouragement in school. 🙃

*you know the ones
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM