Juanita Demonheimer
@hipsterectomy.bsky.social
👁️👄👁️ postin & dissost-in
🥸 writer, artist, designer
🌝 big-boned bitch from BFE
🥸 writer, artist, designer
🌝 big-boned bitch from BFE
Finally decided on United’s Satan’s Asshole plan for 2026! 👹⚕️🏥
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Finally decided on United’s Satan’s Asshole plan for 2026! 👹⚕️🏥
My retirement plan is actually very inexpensive
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My retirement plan is actually very inexpensive
“Why aren’t you saving for retirement?”
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Why aren’t you saving for retirement?”
This disgusting mush smells incredible. (The paper bits are coffee filter packets of spices since I originally had ground cinnamon and allspice but not whole sticks/berries; I added cinnamon sticks later.)
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This disgusting mush smells incredible. (The paper bits are coffee filter packets of spices since I originally had ground cinnamon and allspice but not whole sticks/berries; I added cinnamon sticks later.)
May this kind of love never find me.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
May this kind of love never find me.
When (if?) they study this era, the dissection of the shifting beauty norms will be … fruitful. In less than a generation, we whiplashed from Jocelyn Wildenstein being a cultural punchline to being the inspo for mar-a-lago face. An age of monstrous delusion and self parody. Disfigured by greed.
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
When (if?) they study this era, the dissection of the shifting beauty norms will be … fruitful. In less than a generation, we whiplashed from Jocelyn Wildenstein being a cultural punchline to being the inspo for mar-a-lago face. An age of monstrous delusion and self parody. Disfigured by greed.
Strong core, no speeding
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Strong core, no speeding
Not a single speck of seasoning to be found
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Not a single speck of seasoning to be found
Presumably this is so Elon Musk can ramp up his abuse and murder of monkeys
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Presumably this is so Elon Musk can ramp up his abuse and murder of monkeys
I vacuumed this bitch yesterday and it’s already filthy. A room of one’s own? I want my own apartment ya chucklefucks
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I vacuumed this bitch yesterday and it’s already filthy. A room of one’s own? I want my own apartment ya chucklefucks
Did Pakman ever name names? Which “extreme left” folks were giving Fuentes soft treatment?
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Did Pakman ever name names? Which “extreme left” folks were giving Fuentes soft treatment?
Finally the aurora boring Alice
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Finally the aurora boring Alice
The only celebrity I really ever see around here
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The only celebrity I really ever see around here
Woke up to learn that a British MP is all in a twist about a trans-inclusive design I did and she’s quoted in a newspaper and now the bored British transphobes with no hobbies are messaging me about my FLORAL MUG that they say is violent toward women. Get a life, losers!
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Woke up to learn that a British MP is all in a twist about a trans-inclusive design I did and she’s quoted in a newspaper and now the bored British transphobes with no hobbies are messaging me about my FLORAL MUG that they say is violent toward women. Get a life, losers!
Exhibits C and D
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Exhibits C and D
October is the best month and I’ll fight you if you say otherwise
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
October is the best month and I’ll fight you if you say otherwise
Moms, get your alone time however and wherever you can. Some places even have nice big windows to look out of while you eat your breakfast.
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Moms, get your alone time however and wherever you can. Some places even have nice big windows to look out of while you eat your breakfast.
They let you print anything on anything these days I swear to god
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They let you print anything on anything these days I swear to god
Meanwhile Bill Lee of Tennessee says “fuck them kids” and refuses to dip into the state’s huge rainy day fund to help the poor. Even though his favorite book tells him he should.
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Meanwhile Bill Lee of Tennessee says “fuck them kids” and refuses to dip into the state’s huge rainy day fund to help the poor. Even though his favorite book tells him he should.
Why are my apples trying to seduce me
October 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why are my apples trying to seduce me