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Juanita Demonheimer
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👁️👄👁️ postin & dissost-in
🥸 writer, artist, designer
🌝 big-boned bitch from BFE
Finally decided on United’s Satan’s Asshole plan for 2026! 👹⚕️🏥
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Why aren’t you saving for retirement?”
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
There’s a tiktok video of two guys going into the FBI HQ to turn themselves in as the leaders of Antifa and the front desk just laughs. Because despite what the FBI tells Congress, that’s not a thing.

The Trump admin is amateur hour, but worse. Clown college.
While the Trump administration has focused on the threat of terrorism from individuals associated with Antifa beliefs, U.S. government assessments have repeatedly found in recent years that white supremacist and other racially motivated groups pose the highest threat.
Top FBI Official Struggles to Justify Calling Antifa Top Threat as Rep. Thompson Grills Him
A top FBI official struggled on Thursday to answer questions about Antifa and why he described it as the nation’s top domestic terrorism threat.
buff.ly
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This disgusting mush smells incredible. (The paper bits are coffee filter packets of spices since I originally had ground cinnamon and allspice but not whole sticks/berries; I added cinnamon sticks later.)
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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"It is with profound sorrow that we announce the tragic passing of Michele and Rob Reiner. We are heartbroken by this sudden loss, and we ask for privacy during this unbelievably difficult time," the Reiner family said in a statement
Rob Reiner, Legendary Comedic Actor and ‘Princess Bride’ Director, Found Dead in His Home
Rob Reiner, director of 'The Princess Bride' and 'This Is Spinal Tap,' has been found dead at 78.
variety.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Someone fucking murdered Rob Reiner and his wife?!
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Part of the Chanukah tradition is to place the light menorah either outside or in a window where outsiders can see it. This is supposed to advertise the miracle of Chanukah. These days, it is also a way of saying, “This is a Jewish home.”

Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Jake Lang is currently in Texas, harassing a Muslim community center.
www.youtube.com/live/fiqzFn1...
LIVE: MAGA countered as they hold “Crusader March” against Muslim EPIC City community in Texas
YouTube video by News2Share
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Yep — it gives the game away when those who are obsessed with AI and primarily want a digital fuckpuppet (can we call them robosexuals yet so everyone is forced to know Futurama?) are also insistent on there being gender and sex binaries in humans!
I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ok but why is it giving us the finger
A mind-blowing photo from Hubble's Wide Field Camera 3 on Feb. 1-2, 2010: the Mystic Mountain, located in the Carina Nebula, 7,500 light-years away. #Hubble #astrophotography

Link for more info and photos: go.nasa.gov/44n4DLG
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Meta has removed or restricted dozens of accounts belonging to abortion access providers, queer groups and reproductive health organisations in the past weeks in what Repro Uncensored call one of the “biggest waves of censorship” on its platforms in years.
Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content
More than 50 organisations report sites being restricted or removed, with abortion hotlines blocked and posts showing non-explicit nudity triggering warnings
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My brother in Christ, my son hasn’t ever had an entire book assigned to him to read since he’s been going to school. He is 14.
You'll see this article posted a lot today. That's only because everyone should read it. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Kids Rarely Read Whole Books Anymore. Even in English Class.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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America is a mafia state running a protection racket in the interest of the boss, not the people www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1... bsky.app/profile/john...
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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There's still time to grab some holiday cards fit for 2025 -- a very stupid year! www.etsy.com/shop/chaotic...
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Thanks to our stupid healthcare system, my HRT lapsed for three days and those three days plunged me into a dark night of the soul during which the only thing I could envision with any clarity was my own death, which I ended up begging for repeatedly during a 36-hour sleep-and-sobfest in bed.
a man wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses is standing in front of a building with the words super cool written on it
Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses is standing in front of a building with the words super cool written on it
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Via the @nashvillebanner.bsky.social: Rapid-response groups chased reports of ICE detentions Wednesday, but local and state law enforcement deny involvement.
Suspected ICE Activity Across Nashville Sparks Alarm, Confusion
Rapid-response groups chase reports of detentions, but local and state law enforcement deny involvement
www.nashvillescene.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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you know who else blamed a minority group for every problem in their nation instead of addressing the issue?
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM