John Hipsher
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John Hipsher
@hipster17.bsky.social
@Intel Foundry Comms Lead. Fan of Boilers, Sounders, Cubs. Leading expert on whatever it is we’re arguing about.
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com please tell me FotMob is wrong
September 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com you opened the mental gates of hell for many when you hinted at Cristian being hurt. I hear he’s back in practice today. Please confirm, I am (we are) dying over here!
August 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
@sounderatheart.com @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com any word on the crocodile whisperer?
March 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com what's your predicted starting 11?
February 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by John Hipsher
If you’re the type of person who wants 17,000 words to hold you over until the season kicks off in 5 days, I have a very long season preview piece just for you

medium.com/@sndrnvia/se...
Seattle Sounders 2025 season preview
Up or down, the season is coming all the same. Get ready.
medium.com
February 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com do we know the stream link for Friday morning’s 3x45 match?
January 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
So proud of our @soundersfc.com. Amazing win!
November 24, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Hey @garyparrishcbs.bsky.social, after listening to your most recent episode, I went to my medium and summoned Red Mackey. He appreciated the eulogies and the shouts. Also wants to know why @norlander.bsky.social doesn't respect his house?
November 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Throwback to 2019 when Soda was a wee young lass
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I don't have a blue check, so here's a blue Czech
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Helloworld. I'm a real human person you should definitely follow me.
November 14, 2024 at 11:35 PM