John Hipsher
@hipster17.bsky.social
@Intel Foundry Comms Lead. Fan of Boilers, Sounders, Cubs. Leading expert on whatever it is we’re arguing about.
I’m not a religious man, but thank god
August 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m not a religious man, but thank god
Next season gonna be a blast
April 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Next season gonna be a blast
Throw in a two-time All-American center and you’re talking dynasty
April 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Throw in a two-time All-American center and you’re talking dynasty
Now THAT is a starting 11!
March 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Now THAT is a starting 11!
Have fun watching. Cathartic.
March 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Have fun watching. Cathartic.
With all the scoring, it’s hard to figure out who deserves the most praise. Team played beautiful football in the second half. My game ball to Danny Leyva who was quietly awesome.
March 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
With all the scoring, it’s hard to figure out who deserves the most praise. Team played beautiful football in the second half. My game ball to Danny Leyva who was quietly awesome.
You got some love on the Sounders subreddit over the weekend. Probably caused a modest spike. Also it's a really good podcast.
February 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You got some love on the Sounders subreddit over the weekend. Probably caused a modest spike. Also it's a really good podcast.
By "matched up against" you mean "put on skates"
February 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
By "matched up against" you mean "put on skates"
I am reading this absolute tome and gotta say it’s fantastic so far (I’m halfway through).
February 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I am reading this absolute tome and gotta say it’s fantastic so far (I’m halfway through).
Is there a stream for tomorrow's matches?
February 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Is there a stream for tomorrow's matches?
You should publish highest decibel points for each game. Maybe against an image of that moment in the game and a comp (“louder than two jet engines at takeoff”)
January 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You should publish highest decibel points for each game. Maybe against an image of that moment in the game and a comp (“louder than two jet engines at takeoff”)
Purdue fan here. 100% need to ride it out - IU’s got the talent to make an interim look really good. Much as I’d personally love to see it, you really don’t want a Kevin Keatts situation should the team make a run.
January 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Purdue fan here. 100% need to ride it out - IU’s got the talent to make an interim look really good. Much as I’d personally love to see it, you really don’t want a Kevin Keatts situation should the team make a run.
Great, informative take
January 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Great, informative take
I hear Mo Salah will be available. Make it happen.
December 1, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I hear Mo Salah will be available. Make it happen.
Too late for a question? What’s your opening day starting 11 in 2025?
November 30, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Too late for a question? What’s your opening day starting 11 in 2025?
So proud of this team!
November 24, 2024 at 6:34 AM
So proud of this team!