HipsLikeCinderella
@hipslikecinderella.bsky.social
You're tacky and I hate you.
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I want to make Stephen Miller cry.
October 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I want to make Stephen Miller cry.
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91% of homeland security personnel are exempt from the "shutdown," including most of ICE, Border Patrol, TSA and other agencies:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-border...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-border...
ICE, Border Patrol Continue Work Under Shutdown
91 percent of homeland security department still on the job
www.kenklippenstein.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
91% of homeland security personnel are exempt from the "shutdown," including most of ICE, Border Patrol, TSA and other agencies:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-border...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-border...
I made it on board. Home, here I come! Currently sitting next to a woman who’s treating this flight like a Disney ride preview. She's acting like she's never been on a plane.
September 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I made it on board. Home, here I come! Currently sitting next to a woman who’s treating this flight like a Disney ride preview. She's acting like she's never been on a plane.
A little wild, a little polished, and absolutely not done roaming. Until next time, Houston!
September 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A little wild, a little polished, and absolutely not done roaming. Until next time, Houston!
Not here to blend in, consider this your warning.
September 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Not here to blend in, consider this your warning.
Thursday night, shaken, dirty, and mean enough to bite back.
September 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Thursday night, shaken, dirty, and mean enough to bite back.
When I’m finished with a man, headless, speechless, still trying to look confident
September 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When I’m finished with a man, headless, speechless, still trying to look confident
Hubris always pays in flesh.
September 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hubris always pays in flesh.
Lace, leather, and a little red lipstick.
September 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Lace, leather, and a little red lipstick.
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"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"
-Clarence Darrow
-Clarence Darrow
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"
-Clarence Darrow
-Clarence Darrow
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posting pussy if he dies
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
posting pussy if he dies
Some people make the world a better place by being a part of it, and others by their departure.
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Some people make the world a better place by being a part of it, and others by their departure.
NASA and the beach in one day, launching myself into adventure and maybe a little mischief. 🚀🌊
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
NASA and the beach in one day, launching myself into adventure and maybe a little mischief. 🚀🌊
A dark porter at a hobbit café… even Tolkien couldn’t have written this plot twist.
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A dark porter at a hobbit café… even Tolkien couldn’t have written this plot twist.
In a sun dress here to ruin your day
September 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In a sun dress here to ruin your day
Cleansing all my sins
September 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cleansing all my sins
Blooming among ruins. The flowers and I both know how to survive and still look dangerous doing it. 🌺🌿
September 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Blooming among ruins. The flowers and I both know how to survive and still look dangerous doing it. 🌺🌿
Caught red-handed at Buc-ee’s with Darlene, losing my mind over beaver merch and brisket like it was a pilgrimage. Gas station delirium looks good on me.
September 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Caught red-handed at Buc-ee’s with Darlene, losing my mind over beaver merch and brisket like it was a pilgrimage. Gas station delirium looks good on me.
Had the full Texas baptism: brisket in one hand, Beaver Nuggets in the other, merch bag cutting off circulation, and a bathroom so clean it felt like a religious experience. Buc-ee’s owns me now.
September 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Had the full Texas baptism: brisket in one hand, Beaver Nuggets in the other, merch bag cutting off circulation, and a bathroom so clean it felt like a religious experience. Buc-ee’s owns me now.
Got publicly evicted from my seat today, only to discover I’d been secretly upgraded to first class. Nothing like a humiliating walk against the current of coach passengers to claim my throne at the front.
September 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Got publicly evicted from my seat today, only to discover I’d been secretly upgraded to first class. Nothing like a humiliating walk against the current of coach passengers to claim my throne at the front.
ATL airport at 5:30 am: where time stops, children scream, and I question my will to live.
September 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
ATL airport at 5:30 am: where time stops, children scream, and I question my will to live.
Currently in SLC. Can’t tell if I’m high, tired, or just hypnotized by this man’s forearms.
September 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Currently in SLC. Can’t tell if I’m high, tired, or just hypnotized by this man’s forearms.
Arriving in Texas with lipstick, luggage, and a license for chaos.Hide your cowboys, I came to hunt.
September 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Arriving in Texas with lipstick, luggage, and a license for chaos.Hide your cowboys, I came to hunt.
38 tomorrow. Still feral, still sharp, still not built for your safe little box.
September 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
38 tomorrow. Still feral, still sharp, still not built for your safe little box.